James Toback (Two Girls and a Guy, Tyson) was on the prowl yesterday. For romance. The 65-year-old writer/director hit on a 24-year-old lady, who he'd unwittingly cruised once before. He promised to make her a Star. Her harrowing tale below.

In your untrustworthy Wednesday media column: College journalists prepare for a wild April Fools, Alexander Lebedev's not in it for the money, Wonkette loses a writer, and layoffs hit USNWR.

The mobile phone fad Foursquare is about to hit 1 million users. But while early adopters have signed on to play their little games, it's just another narcissistic assault on decent society by urban-dwelling iPhone users.

The Teabaggers are having a film festival! The First TPN Conservative Film Festival will take place in Vegas this July, with prizes for features, shorts, and music videos. Let's help them pick some winners.

Yesterday we asked readers about their run-ins with Steve Jobs, and they delivered. The Apple CEO is quietly ubiquitous, seen from Palo Alto to SoHo, from Whole Foods to Gotham catwalks, a shaggy-dressing crazy driver who's kind to strangers.

Seriously, do they not teach stop drop and roll in school anymore?

Homaro Cantu is part chef and part mad scientist, and makes culinary masterpieces using the unlikeliest of ingredients. In this episode of Future Food, he shows us how he makes tuna out of watermelon, and scallops out of tofu!

The Hamptons are a real drag, as everyone knows except the people who like to go there. Until now: A Hooters restaurant has opened in Bridgehampton. Finally, somewhere fun for Ron Perelman to hang out. Video evidence below. OR NOT?

Martha Stewart and Raquel Welch compare boobies! This is the most chemistry Martha has ever had with any guest on her show. They should work together more, perhaps in an out of this world dance video.

Last night the ten folks already guaranteed to be wagon carting to a town near you this summer sang for their supper, with equal amounts misery and joy.

In a good way, of course. Ricochet was in training to be a service dog, but loved chasing birds too much (who could blame her?) to complete the program. She became a surf dog and raises money for people with disabilities.

Before you boys start dreaming about doing la vida loca with the freshly-out singer, know that he has a boyfriend. Details are sketchy, but he's a hunky Puerto Rican who helps Ricky raise his kids. Mazel to the lucky guy.

Nate Hill, the furry artist behind the "Free Bouncy Rides" and Death Bear, is being pursued by producers interested in offering him a TV show, according to Bucky Turco. Dude. This guy is a TV show. Easiest script ever. [AnimalNY]

This morning, The Today Show ran a segment about internet trolls who descend on the families of dead teens. It's unpleasant stuff; the full segment inside.

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90210 went girl-on-girl with Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes last night. Who knew a fated lesbian kiss could happen three times in a single minute! Get it, get it, Rumer!

Everyone likes AOL CEO Tim Armstrong. But they're not sure he has any clue what he's doing. Especially now that yet another senior AOL content executive—Mike Porath, editor of AOL News—is headed out the door.

Kids, if you think it's "cool" to grow out your hair: consider the consequences. Click to enlarge. [Copyranter]

John Stamos and The Beach Boys rocked out on last night's Dancing With the Stars, performing a medley that included "California Girls" and "Kokomo." Last night's performance and the clip from that retro Full House episode inside!

Yes, the private sector axed another 23,000 jobs this month, but don't worry because Wall Street is hiring again! According to Time, 75% of Wall Street firms intend to put new college grads on the payroll this year.