As punishment for returning to the Sober House past curfew, our marginally famous recovering addicts were asked to write a 150 word essay about their recovery. Total shocker: this opportunity for growth and reflection was immediately squandered.

After Tom Sizemore and "Penny Flame" waxed poetic in their essays about mortality and their low self esteem, Mike Starr and Dennis Rodman went the opposite route, writing expletive laced diatribes
about nothing and pages full of the word "why."