VBS went on a field trip to Mexico and uncovered an entire mega-industry that the US west of Austin knew nothing about: Narco-Cinema, low-budget, straight-to-video films about drugs, dealers, and the mob. Kind of like if Scarface met Troma.

Dan Quayle takes to the editorial page of (surprise!) the Washington Post to tell Republicans to embrace Teabaggers. He has some important historical lessons for his fellow Republicans, about these grassroots movements.

Spring is here, and with it comes one of the most-loathed tasks of the year: Spring Cleaning. But before you give up about the hopeless mess that is your life, remember- it could be worse. You could be a Hoarder.

The pompadour-with-legs counts the scandal-plagued golfer as a good friend, and now defends him, saying "I really think that there's tremendous ­pressure you wouldn't understand from the world of golf." Yes, all that pleasant walking. Plus: balls, holes. Y'know. [NYDN]

Thousands of NYC doormen and apartment building workers are threatening a strike later this month.

Christen Caval is a high school senior who, like many others, is receiving word from the colleges of her dreams. Unfortunately for her, most high schoolers don't have to endure three consecutive
rejections on national television.

This chart maps the party identification of sports fans along with their propensity to actually vote. It's based on 218,000 surveys conducted by a GOP media research firm. Wrestling fans: strongly Democratic-leaning, but none of them vote.

In a mesmerizing literal interpretation of B. Scott's "Bitch Hold My Ponytail", a sassy broad caresses her tresses, hypnotizing all with her swishes and sways. But is it art?

Women, said the people of 1969, will order clothes from an electronic "console". "What the wife selects on her console, will be paid for by the husband at his counterpart console."

This guy seems to have the perfect girlfriend until she pours a beer on his face, and then delivers a shot to the nuts as the cherry on top.

[Bobby Patentleather filming a movie called "Bel Ami" — about Czech gay porn, one hopes — in Budapest; image via INF]

Yesterday, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington filed a complaint with the Senate and House Ethics Committees charging all those congresscreeps who live in The Family's secretive C Street sin dorm with paying below-market rent.

You may have thought that news stories about the Pope and pedophilia were based on his shady doings when he found out that children were being abused. Get thee away devil! It was Satan's work. The pope remains blameless.

After America took it under the chin from French President Nicolas Sarkozy, Jon Stewart and John Oliver laid a politically incorrect smack-down on the French culture. Their crazy comments were overshadowed only by their wrestlmania approach to intellectual insult.

Seriously. Its best actor is leaving the show, so just be done with it. Also today: more Captain America news, two directors sign on to two dubious sounding projects, and ABC Family has the saddest TV pilots.

At least no one took her picture lighting up. This actress wants a product placement deal for paparazzi photos. Another actress is trying to get any paparazzi attention at all. It's all as shitty as one media company's turd-filled lobby.

While you were crying over re-runs on Thursday night NBC, The Real Housewives of New York were hashing it out in the press, to their friends, and over speakerphone.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Dan Quayle is still mad at Ross Perot for putting Bill Clinton in office or something.

The FBI sent warnings to police after a group called the Guardians of the Free Republics mailed letters to over 30 governors warning them to leave office within 3 days or the Guardians would remove them. [AP]