Another former employee of North Korea's secretive dictatorship — a personal shopper — has escaped to tell his story. Here's a roundup of the bizarre details he, and two chefs, told of their time working for the world's weirdest dictator.

[Pasty pop star sports slogan coined by The Situation. Gym, tanning, laundry: three things Jersey dwellers must do everyday. Image via Splash.]

Bruce Springsteen is so Jersey, he met his alleged mistress at a gym, where he would stand behind her on the treadmill and watch her "nicest ass" churn, according to court papers from the woman's divorce.

Easter is the best holiday for sadists, as Catholics worldwide bloody themselves imitating the passion of Christ, just like Mel Gibon's torture porno with that name. It's also rural Filipinos' annual season of infamy, for literally nailing themselves to crosses.

The iPhone sold 270,000 units on its debut weekend in 2007. Analysts at Piper Jaffray now say the iPad may have reached 700,000 — almost twice even the most generous pre-launch estimates — since it launched yesterday. [Bloomberg]

President Obama played a game of HORSE with CBS basketball announcer—and former NBA first-round draft pick—Clark Kellogg last week. How'd the President do? And how was his trash talk? Watch the video.

Aaron Sorkin is rumored to be circling a movie adaptation of The Politician, former John Edwards aide Andrew Young's tell-all book about his sleazy former boss (and his sex tape). But who should play Edwards, his mistress and wife?

Beaumont sur Mer isn't big enough for two con artists. Steve Martin and Michael Caine star as thieves with very different styles competing for $50,000, the affection of a naive heiress, and the run of the Rivera.

Not content with hiding eggs but once a year, the Easter Bunny has moved on... to murder.

California has finally realized the only way to rescue itself from the sinking tarpit of its fiscal crisis is to pimp out Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's why the Governator is doing ads in Japan, tagged with the slogan "It's-Got-Everything-fornia!"

The "Double Down," a new menu option from KFC, is your standard grilled-cheese-and-bacon sandwich, except they've replaced the bread. With two hunks of fried chicken. What else can be replaced by fried chicken? We explore the wondrous possibilities.

Don't we all. Head over to the Dream Visualizer to watch your dream turn into a personalized animation that you can then share with all of your Facebook friends.

It's nearly impossible to explain a dream. The Dream Visualizer is here to help. Share your most vivid dream, and you will get to see it animated. And we're going to choose our favorite and give one of you dreamers a sweet prize: a $100 AMEX gift card*!

Did he leave because Sandy left him? Tiger's security guards against Uchitel. Charlie Sheen can't afford to quit his terrible TV show. Jessica Alba plans to adopt. Easter Sunday's gossip roundup will rise again.

Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, 89, is almost certainly going to retire at the end of the month. Bloomberg think they know who's lined up to replace him. Here's your guide to the rumored candidates.

TMZ have spoken to "multiple sources" familiar with the good doctor's legal strategy, which is to claim that he stepped out of the room only to find that Jackson had administered a deadly dose of anaesthetic Propofol in his absence.

In a return as epic as the prodigal son's, Big Ben—Peaches Geldof's kiss-and-telling lover—arose and returned to Reddit on Easter Sunday, with two comments responding to the screed Eli Roth directed at his mother yesterday.

Aries Spears of MADtv fame appears at the Laugh Factory, talking about the things he hates about R&B singers.

[April 3 is International Pillow Fight Day. The scene from London's St. Paul's Cathedral via 303db's Flickr. Click image to enlarge.]

Reality producers know the routine: A closed community of insular catfighting friends with cheesy nicknames, gratuitous boozing, and tons of sex. Like... a retirement community. Meet WeTV's Sunset Daze. It will either be really awesome or really boring.

Unfortunately, the person who found it was a fan, and the British tabloid he sold it to gave it back to Warner Brothers (why?!) so we'll never know how the movie ends. Unless we read the book or something.