No one does surrealism like the French, so it makes perfect sense that French cats walk on two legs and have their own inner electropop soundtrack. Be advised-this one's watching you.

This slow-motion video captures a preying mantis attacking a hummingbird. The hummingbird did survive, which is good, because the cuter animal should always prevail.

New tests by Consumer Reports indicate that "anti-wrinkle creams" are bullshit. They join numerology, juice-based "cleanses," buttocks-toning shoes, autism-causing vaccines, cookie diets, the science of "branding," wine criticism, and "pheromone"-infused body wash on the list of Bullshit Things.

[The Snooki Monster arrives in Miami Beach to film "Jersey Shore 2"; image via Splash]

In this classic video, Jonathan looks into the camera with a 1,000 yard stare before uttering the line that would bring him so much YouTube fame.

Here in America, it's a well-known fact that grad school is just a last resort to wait out the recession while getting into crippling debt. Unaware of this, our enemies are trying to get themselves into these thoroughly useless institutions.

Who said lesbians have to be dowdy, Birkenstock-wearing dogs? This actress has everything the boys want—and isn't afraid to show it off—but that doesn't mean she wants anything to do with boys. Buck those stereotypes, girl!

Remember when you were a kid and your dad tried to beat you at stuff? It was always worth it for the moments like this.

Leeah Brennan (pictured) was a reporter for the NBC affiliate in Kansas City. She was canned last year. In a new lawsuit, she says that happened because her boss gave her job to a strumpet who slept with him. (Sexually!)

The iPad has been hailed as many things - savior of publishing, transformative device between iPhone and laptop, useless toy. Now that it has been released into the world and anticipation is now reality, it's time for some answers.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The famous photographer owes $800,000 in unpaid fees to an investment firm who refinanced her old debts. The firm secured a $40 million loan for Leibovitz last month. [Reuters]

The Cornell Daily Sun spoke to a source at UCLA, "John," who deals weed on campus, about the upcoming November vote in California to legalize marijuana. As a stoner, he likes it. As a businessman, it's bad news.

Lewis Lapham is back in Harper's Magazine with a new screed telling the media to break free from the celebrity-industrial complex and go after hard news. "The recycling of gossip is easier than the assembling of facts." Ouch. [Harper's]

This should go over well with the right. Obama today will announce a new nuclear strategy, which says the US cannot obliterate another country with doomsday weapons unless they have them, too, and no new nukes will be developed. [NYT]

Watching Ty Pennington smash old walls and slap coats of lacquer on new home bowling lanes for struggling families was heartwarming. And the family who got to live in a castle… a real fairytale ending! Then the economy crashed.

So some RNC people got in trouble for using RNC money to pay for their strap-ons to be sharpened or whatever. But it turns out this was just an honest, pathetic attempt at reaching out to young people!

Aspiring television people: NBC's got a job offer for you! Apply now to be an NBC page, working on famous, still-existing shows The Jay Leno Show and The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brian [sic]. It was posted last month.

Wondering if maybe you deserve a Ritalin prescription? The Journal has a handy test to see if you have old-people Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. No, the test is not "Can you finish a 2,000-word article about adult ADHD?"

The ground is still acting up in Mexico in the wake of Sunday's 7.2 quake.