Serial marry-er Elizabeth Taylor, 78, is said to be engaged to Sterling Winters, Janet Jackson's 49-year-old manager. She loves young things, like Twitter and her men. This will be her ninth trip down the aisle. Congrats! [Getty]

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Think there are too many cooking shows? Think again! Loose the EZ-Bake oven and watch as uncouth three year old Zaylee Jean teaches us how to make cookies from scratch, once again demonstrating that toddlers are like small insane people.

It was fight night on Harpies Island last night, and boy did those ladies fight. Well, they actually didn't so much fight as relentlessly berate one cast member, the apparently wicked Bethenny Frankel. It was brutal.

In your surrogate Friday media column: Anderson Cooper tries on a studio audience, magazine ads continue to plummet, Crazy Rupert Murdoch has dealzzzz, Oprah buries Kitty Kelly's tell-all, and New York's most loathsome bromantic couple launch a "media scene" lunchspot.

ABDC crowned its champion last night, but not before dragging out the inevitable announcement for as long as possible with finale filler performances, pyrotechnics, and the requisite lengthy anticipatory silences.

A Michigan man will soon be tried for bio-terrorism because he is HIV-positive, and he bit his neighbor. He has been charged with "use of a harmful biological device." The device is him!

Everyone has has a bad job interview. Unfortunately for these two guys, theirs was caught on tape and posted to YouTube.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to search for inspiration in the circus. The delusion these people aren't a bunch of clowns. The vision to be confident. The delusion it isn't arrogance.

The church, the same one that pickets the funerals of killed soldiers, arguing that their deaths are a way of punishing America for tolerating homosexuality, have decided the miners who died in an explosion this week were sinners.

Eliot Spitzer played anchor on MSNBC yesterday and he'll guest host again today. But the attention-hungry ex-governor hasn't locked in a full-time job—yet: "At this point there are no plans for anything more than these two days." [NYT]

Twenty years after convincing the world to banish fat from things like butter and ice cream, Susan "stop the the insanity" Powter has reemerged and this time there's a new culprit: packaged fruit.

ZOMG SO CUTE.

When George Costanza uttered the words "the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" the world was forever changed. Now witness his monologue in elegant moving text.

Sad (but unsurprising) news at the end of this great story on Alex Chilton's quiet, comfortable New Orleans life: the legendary musician did not have health insurance. (Also: he loved Walker, Texas Ranger and Touched by an Angel!)

Last night Fallon brought out former SNL castmates Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Seth Myers to play charades. It's two former Weekend Update teams battling it out to make us jealous that we can't go to dinner parties with them.

Not only is Michelle "Bombshell" McGee a large part of Jesse James' public shaming for cheating on Sandra Bullock, but she's also going through a custody battle of her own. She just filed court papers declaring she's not a Nazi.

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The draw of video games is the chance to punch people or explode stuff. The point here is interactivity. However, Hollywood execs decided to take the fun out of these games and turn them into craptacular movies.

Vogue Editor-at-Large André Leon Talley/God in a leather fringe muumuu, brought his favorite new looks to show The View for Fashion Friday. New for spring: a chic beekeeper ensemble that hides your face completely—because everybody owns an apiary.