[Donald Trump, Eric Trump, Ivanka Trump, and Donald Trump Jr. use Trump scissors to cut the Trump ribbon unveiling the monstrous Trump SoHo on Trump Street in Trump York today. Trump! Image via Getty]

DWTS stars Chad Ochocinco and Cheryl Burke kiss after Ellen pretty much makes them admit to dating. Possibly because he bought her a $10,000 diamond ring and took her to McDonalds. But they're not going to label it.

Robert Pattinson won't star as Kurt Cobain at a multiplex near you, Lady GaGa tweets a gay teen in need, even the KKK hates the Westboro Baptists, what would Atheist Barbie do? and more.

TONIGHT: Karl Pilkington's childhood nicknames are revealed on The Ricky Gervais Show, Jamie Oliver attempts to teach 1000 people to cook in a week, Vh1 brings back Unplugged with Adam Lambert, and Private Chefs of Beverly Hills premieres.

When Martha Stewart brought staffers on as guests to preview recipes from her newest cookbook, she inadvertently found her bliss in a singing salad bowl. Usually collected and comically controlling, Martha loses it when she hears good porcelain.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite TV celebs.

In 1978, Rev. Stephen Kiesle pleaded no contest to charges of tying up and molesting two young boys in a rectory. The Diocese of Oakland asked Cardinal Ratzinger if Kiesle could be defrocked. Four years later, Ratzi recommend against it.

On last night's Survivor: Heroes Vs. Villains, they reached a new milestone for pointlessness as the show had to resort to bowling for one of its challenges.

Mandy Moore heads to Greys, the cast of The Love Boat will reunite on TV Land, people hate Oprah's voiceovers on Life, and be friends with South Park's Kip!

[Here's a wonderful chart, Unboxing the iPad Data by John Kumahara and Johnathan Bonnell, showing that iPads are being sold mainly in urban areas. You should have gone to the Apple store in Omaha. No lines! [via]

Sorry Luanne, but it seems Jill's just not that into you. Under the guise of friendship, wily divorcee Luanne crept into Jill's home and eventually her bed. With all these sexy underthings going on who knows what will happen next!

George Stephanapoulos had an exclusive with a very exhausted President this morning, who was faced with a barrage of critiques from probably his two least favorite people in the world.

Check out this image of what Fox News would have looked like back in the an era where racism was still widely accepted in America.

Time Out New York's back cover this week is a glossy, upbeat travel ad for tours in... North Korea. We decided to take a look at eyewitness reports of life inside the country's brutal gulags to provide some context.

Here is a trailer for the critically adored Sundance hit The Kids Are All Right, in which the formidable actresses play California marrieds whose teenage kids track down their sperm donor father. It looks funny, charming, and impeccably acted. NOH8!

In what may be their acest cake yet, the artisans of Charm City Cakes created a beautiful replica of Russia's St. Basil's Cathedral. Now it's up to the delivery people not to ruin hours worth of work. No pressure, right?

Movie producer Harvey Weinstein and wife Georgina Chapman are expecting their first child this summer.

Congratulations to GitEmSteveDave'siTouch for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, André Leon Talley's beekeeper chic, ex-SNL Weekend Update cohosts battle it out in a game of charades, Tracy Morgan's marriage advice, and the cast of Parks and Recreation drops by Late Night to spoof Glee.

Jennifer Love Hewitt stopped by The Bonnie Hunt Show to tell ghost stories, confusing herself for the character she plays on TV. Maybe the ghosts want JLoHew to bedazzle their ectoplasmic vaginas, or maybe she's batshit insane. Psychotic psychic mysteries!