When you aren't sure if you should do something, you have to take a leap of faith to find out. Good advice, except when your leap of faith is off a building.

Dead moms! Body piercing! Fat baby diets! Fat drug diets! And somebody poking all up in your teeth, for your own good! It's health watch, where we watch your health—while getting our shine on, simultaneously!

The Catholic Church is currently enveloped in yet another sex scandal involving pedophiliac priests and dignitaries, and Pope Benedict is under fire for delaying punishment to those convicted of molestation. Take that, add Pedobear, and what do you have? Pedopope!

Disgusting lesbians aren't the only things ruining prom these days. Stupid school administrators and awful parents are also doing the rite of passage a great disservice. The latest trend is scheduling the dances on school nights, to curb after-partying.

This dog was featured as "Adoptable Pet of the Game" at Saturday's Northwest Arkansas Naturals game, and she made quite the impression! Luckily, she was adopted within 48 hours by someone who had no idea that she'd pooped on ESPN.

Carl Paladino, the millionaire GOP gubernatorial candidate who forwarded offensive emails, including a video of a woman fucking a horse, gallantly apologized yesterday to "any of the ladies who were offended" by the "emails they hacked from my computer."

Today the nominees for the 14th Webby Awards were announced and for your enjoyment, we've gathered up the video nominees for your viewing pleasure. Who do you think should win the glory? Sound off in the comments.

This man went a little overboard in describing the dogs that have been terrorizing his neighborhood. His wife seems totally non-plussed...he must do this a lot.

In your tense Tuesday media column: Paul Krugman vs. Andrew Ross Sorkin, Arianna pontificates, the NYT redesigns a section, and Teddy Koppel has something to say, about news!

On last night's episode of our gay community theater project, the Final Four had to duke it out over pretend awards. It was the closest to winning an award most of these people will likely ever come.

It was the Big Day on America's favorite teen remake of Husbands & Wives last night, with couples breaking up and fighting and maybe some new ones being formed. Oh, plus there was a wedding for some lady.

Are you dying to see yourself inside the TV machine? Let's make your dream a reality and get you entire seconds of camera time as an extra. Follow these tips and you'll be seeing stars in no time.

Since leaving office last July, Sarah Palin has made at least $12 million. (According to ABC's The Blotter, so the real figure is probably more like a zillion dollars, if this Palin character even exists.) So there you have it.

The "stars" of Dancing With the Stars can often be questionable, but one thing the producers of the show are sure about is that they don't want Joan Rivers. Joan's desperation and her tearing apart of Kate Gosselin inside!

What is Congress going to do this summer? The House plans on taking it easy, and the Senate will work very hard. Which means the House will get only twice as much done as the Senate for a change.

If the internet has been trying to teach us anything in the last week, it's that kids sing real good. Here, a young Jazmine Sullivan belts out 'Home' like a total pro. It must suck to be the Cowardly Lion.

The Army says it can't find its own copy of the Wikileaks video showing the killing of two Reuters staffers in Baghdad in 2007. But according to Defense Department documents, the Army was supposed to use it for training.

The start of the second half of Glee's freshman season starts tonight. There are a million reasons to love this show, but we always come back for the tunes. These are our favorites so far.

Attention media hopefuls, an ad that may be useful to you has been found on Craigslist! "Freelance Writer Desired." Sounds good so far! "M4W." That seems odd to include. And why is this writing gig in "Casual Encounters?"

Did it live up to the hype? No, but they did kill Tom Bergeron and got Fred Willard to play the Leno-type. They also worked in the greedy network executives and of course—the intern. More Inside.