On last night's Kimmel, Jimmy was beside himself with envy at the fact that Pamela Anderson's two tween boys get to spend Easter at the Playboy Mansion. "Bunny" jokes abound.

Police have arrested a 63 year-old man in a string of at least seven sexual assaults near UCLA in the past month. This is the sketch that helped identify him. That is a drawing of a 63 year-old man. [LAT]

Black lawmakers claim protesters shouted racial epithets as they walked to the Capitol to vote for health care reform last month. Andrew Breitbart published a video conclusively proving that this didn't happen, even though it was filmed an hour later.

Zatarain's! HBO has already renewed their new drama Treme, which just premiered on Sunday night, for a second season. The president of HBO cites the show's quality, not necessarily its numbers (1.4 million), as the reason. Yay Nola. [THR]

Despite the fact that Conan can't legally appear on television, George Lopez found a way to "catch up" with the star. Said Lopez, "Everybody's heard of 'I'm with CoCo' but now everybody can 'Go LoCo'."

As if unsightly wallet-bulge and the (current) lack of iPad-sized backpockets weren't enough reason for men to start carrying purses, now there is the Wine Purse, a handy contraption for the drunk on the go. Prettier than an aluminum can!

More than a month before the opening of the sequel and Kim Cattrall is already sparking rumors about a third installment. That's sort of like being diagnosed with cancer while in the hospital for a heart attack. [Image via INF]

Today at Gawker.TV, Dutch Comedy Central recreates South Park with real kids, how to become a TV extra, True Life looks at life with Neurofibromatosis, Kevin Eubanks' retires from The Tonight Show, and we dissect Castle's Late Night Wars episode.

Congratulations to Illundiel for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Noted novelist Glenn Beck has finished his latest work, a thriller called The Overton Window, and he's asking fans to pick the cover. Once choice features a girl Statue of Liberty, and another features a boy Statue of Liberty. Weird.

Eric Leebow is a self-proclaimed "Internet visionary" and the CEO of Freezecrowd. According to Leebow, Freezecrowd is like an online college yearbook, where one can "tag" people in photos and view their friends list. Sound familiar? Inside, Leebow is exposed.

In an interview in Details, openly gay singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright says that he knows that 50 Cent is gay. How? Because Mr. Cent has a funny voice and Rufus wants him. Yeah, that's some very sound logic there.

The Way We Live Now: Reacting quickly. No sooner did we issue a call for a savior to soothe our nerves and promise us that this recession is over, than one appeared. Riding a stock rocket to the moon!

In a Eugene concert, on his Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Live Television tour, Conan O'Brien sang a rendition of I Will Survive that will help the most die-hard Coco fans make it through to next November.

Unless this invention is going to be used in an android that will serve me buttered waffles every morning, I have no idea what the point of this is. Any guesses?

Tonight, The Daily Show's Wyatt Cenac profiled John Pierce, an "open carrier" who faces strong opposition to his decision to publicly brandish his weapon. What resulted was a hilarious comparison of Pierce's fight to that of America's gays. Video inside.

[New renderings of what the revitalized Governors Island, off the tip of Lower Manhattan, will look like when it opens as a public park after $260 million of renovations are now public. People! Nature! Seagulls! Beware. [NYT, Curbed]

Steve Jobs seduced New York's media moguls all too easily, convincing them his iPad would magically keep them in business — and in chauffeured limos. But nothing easy comes free, and the publishers' digital debt is now due.

The folks on Red Eye are discussing the recent news that scientists are experimenting with prescribing hallucinogens for depression. It wouldn't be a truly informed debate without the perspective of at least one guy wearing a space alien costume.

A pair of drunk Republican eye-doctors were seated near Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) on a flight from Los Angeles to Boston, and they harassed the poor man until his partner stood up to call them bitches, which they probably were.