The "stars" of Dancing With the Stars can often be questionable, but one thing the producers of the show are sure about is that they don't want Joan Rivers. Joan's desperation and her tearing apart of Kate Gosselin inside!

She revealed today on The View that she'd auditioned and was "desperate" to be on the show, but they wouldn't have it. As she put it, "the audition did not go well." Ouch.