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It's that time again—time to put a wrench in the smoothness of your day and get all befuddled as you watch tonight's new episode of LOST. Luckily, you'll be in good company. Inside, your open thread for discussion.

GLEE IS BACK. I repeat. Glee. Is. Back. But Lost is on tonight too! God bless DVR for solving the hardest choice I'll have to make this week.

TONIGHT: Tuesday usually just means LOST but also big tonight is the return of Glee and since they overlap, DVR's all over the world are sure to get a good work out.

[Is this what happens when a temperamental passenger realizes a cabbie has been price gouging? Nah. But this taxi did suddenly burst into flames on Ninth Ave in Manhattan today. Image via Splash]

Guess what! Tonight, at 8:00 PM on FOX—and for 88 minutes—your Top 9 American Idol hopefuls will perform live for your votes before tomorrow's double elimination. And Adam Lambert is the mentor! More inside, plus your open thread.

Apparently killer whales are dogs are totally biffles? Who knew? Watch as this massive killer whale trails alongside a boat so that it can hang with its doggy pal.

Once worth $354 million, Halsey Minor now owes California $13 million in back taxes. The high-living CNET founder says his money was improperly frozen by creditors, which we could believe, if it wasn't such an old excuse. [Pic]

Landline TV has packed absolutely everything you need to know about Glee for its premiere tonight into sixty fabulous seconds (including mysterious, bespectacled piano guy).

Celebrity profiler Kitty Kelley's unauthorized Oprah biography was released today. But who has time to sit down and read a 544-page book? We spent the afternoon going through the exhaustive tell-all to bring you the juiciest bits.

While drunk Republicans in impoverished cities that their party allowed to be literally drowned just might deserve whatever the fuck they get, there's no indication that a Republican couple was beaten up in New Orleans last Friday for political reasons.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Today we took at look at how overprotective parents are ruining prom, prompting many of you to reminisce about your own prom experiences, be they drunken or sober. Here are some of our favorites.

Last night, Anthony Bourdain visited the home state of his head cameraman Zack. On paper, New England is a relatively tame place for Bourdain to visit, but a few capsized sailboats in icy Maine waters and backwoods sojourns changed that.

Mississippi: leading the fight for resegregation. Happy Confederate History Month, everyone!

This week has been an arms race for late-night hosts doing jokes about KFC's new double down "sandwich". In this clip, Craig outs a very odd looking Paul McCartney as a meat lover.

Fox and Friends morning Aryan Brian Kilmeade decided to have himself a little wrassle this morning with world champion MMA fighter BJ Penn. It was the greatest media guy vs. actual fighter bout since Alex Blagg took on Rampage Jackson.

The Simpsons send snarky congratulations to the South Park crew, Patton Oswalt gets cast on a comedy pilot, Treme is renewed after one episode, Steven Seagal's sex slaves, and a Glee drinking game for tonight's premiere!

Twitter has finished presenting its money-making plan at an advertising conference in New York, and it's remarkably simple: Stick ads into people's Twitter streams. Where they'll read them like everything else.

If you're old, pregnant, under the age of 20, or regularly sleep deprived/drunk, you may not want to buy a 3D TV. At least that's what the manufacturers of these sets are now warning consumers. Is 3D-TV the new Olestra?