New Jersey governor Chris Christie didn't release his tax return yesterday. He says he filed for an extension, but he didn't release the extension form. What is he hiding? (Probably a delicious foot-long hoagie.) [Via, Pic: AP]

She's about to embark on a very difficult ordeal. Also today: a TV favorite gets a new role, the latest Zac Efron project sounds dangerous, theater news both exciting and terrifying, and bad news for Patton Oswalt.

George Lopez has officially jumped onto the Coco Bandwagon, and slapped his name on the side. Team Lo-Co, says Lopez, will be much younger and "Leno-ing" free. Inside, his interview with CBS' Julie Chen.

Temple, Texas, now allows — nay encourages — teachers in its 14 schools to paddle any unruly kids. Apparently in Texas, as in 19 other states, corporal punishment is not illegal. Those states are (almost) all southern.

Kids and cats love the ipad but it's a little different for man's best friend. At first, this Corgi is mystified by Apple's iPad, then, as fear sets in, he begins to panic.

Each season on Project Runway Tim Gunn visits the homes of the final contestants. And it's always boring. Everyone's life partner is beaming, their parents never speak English, and Tim is fed food the models spend nights dreaming about.

He even has a lady's name picked out for himself. This teabagging actress is annoying her liberal costars. Another actress traded in her dancer's body for surgically enhanced curves. Oh, there's incestuous threeway orgy too! T.G.I. Blind Items.

The 8bit (yes, nerds, technically its 32bit) heroes of our favorite video games always got shafted by the princess. The game promises us some sweet royal rewards and all we get is an 8bit bitch!

This little girl is so cute that her version of Wendy Williams signature "How U Doin'?" is only made better by her 3-D glasses and handmade Wendy sign around her neck.

[Disney Channel stars Demi Lovato and Nicole Anderson with their dates, Nick Jonas and Joe Jonas (who is very into this situation, you know, sex-wise) after a romantic date in Los Feliz. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

And then asks for payment to take down a webpage filled with all those sites you were just on because you're researching a book that you didn't tell anyone about. It particularly targets those on explicit anime sites. [BBC]

Last Saturday, a state park hosted the Southern Michigan Militia Field Day, complete with guns, tactical training, and a barbecue. In the shadow of the recent Hutaree militia arrests, this crowd was anxious to separate itself from "homegrown terrorists."

Houdini was able to become the greatest magician of all time by getting audiences to look left when he was going right. Sometimes, coincidence alone can make that happen.

Flags at the picnic

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

A new orifice-sucking leech has been discovered, and it will eat your eyeballs.

You probably thought all of those Russian oligarchs were rotting in prison. Not Andrey Melnichenko, whose $300 million bomb-proof yacht will be obscenely hitting up the world's hottest beach spots this summer and spoiling less-rich men's vacations.

Fiscally conservative Tea Partiers just can't seem to nail down a message. They hate government spending, but want Obama to shell out more money so astronauts can play with big, expensive toys in outer space. Maybe they're just bored retirees?

Some visitors to Marina Abramovic's "The Artist is Present" exhibit, which features live nude models, have been kicked out of the Museum of Modern Art for groping. And some models are creeped out: "It can be a little sketchy." [NYP]

After a BART cop fired a taser at a 13-year-old boy on a bicycle, the subway system's police force has been stripped of its electro-shock toys. From now on they should only be used on children under "exigent circumstances."