Watching this will either make you want to get your lazy ass to the nearest museum, or theoretically fulfill your monthly quota for culture in two minutes—it all depends on the type of person you are.

New York State Senator Pedro Espada Jr. is one of the three or four worst people in Albany. So let's all support the nice-seeming lady who is running against him. Ok?

Disgraced ex-NYPD commissioner Bernie Kerik, who heads to prison next month, has started a blog.

Things got hot and heavy on The View when Barbara Walters read a racy personal ad aloud. The sexual tension grew even more confusing when the steamy posting's true subject was revealed to be a bitch nobody suspected.

Yesterday, one of Oprah's ex-employees sent us her tale of woe working at her media company, Harpo. Now a few more readers have come out of the woodwork to share their stories and sightings.

Not going to Coachella this year? So what! Who needs Jay-Z when you're a TV person? TV people can't be bothered with actual musicians. Here's a music festival composed of acts that are just too good for real life.

On last night's Indictment of the News Networks, aka The Daily Show, Jon Stewart took aim at obsessive coverage of the crazier aspects of the tea baggers. The apparent lack of crazy means Wyatt Cenac can't get an exclusive to save his life.

On The Daily Show, Jon Stewart took aim at obsessive coverage of the crazier aspects of the tea baggers. The apparent lack of crazy means Wyatt Cenac can't get an exclusive to save his life.

Here's a graph showing the beating Goldman Sachs stock took when it emerged today that their (allegedly) shady practices merited an SEC lawsuit. It's a good weekend to go out in New York, unharried by bankers.

Why is the White House treating lesbian rumors like allegations of vampiric necrophilia? When CBS republished a column repeating the rumor that possible Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan is a lesbian, the White House responded furiously. Because lesbians are terrible?

Kathie Lee's insults to her cohost reached a new low today when she made cruel comments about Hoda's looks. The awkward, uncalled-for jokes made us wonder when the day will come that Hoda finally snaps.

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Fergie Oliver, co-host of hit 80s Canadian game show, Just Like Mom, seems to have a special place in his heart for the little girls onstage, distracting his young contestants with Humbert Humbert hubba-hubbas.

Larry King plans to fight his wife in court. Charlie Sheen's wife moves out. Kiefer Sutherland is ejected from a strip club. Kim Kardashian has a new boyfriend. Ricky Martin may make a porn. Friday's gossip readies for date night.

You know what they say, never prank a man while he's cleaning his gun, well I don't know if they actually say that but they really should.

In this clip, Stephen alternately hates on Forbes for the makeup of their fictional billionaires list, and praises hipsters for their lack of enthusiasm in filling out the census.

In this clip, Stephen alternately hates on Forbes for the makeup of their fictional billionaires list, and praises hipsters for their lack of enthusiasm in filling out the census.

The Securities and Exchange Commission has filed a civil suit against Goldman Sachs for inventing and selling a housing investment that was, allegedly, devised to fail and make the bank lots of money. How can God's work be wrong? [NYT]

Chris Rock stopped by Late Night last night to discuss Death at a Funeral, and mused on some of the foibles inherent in real-life funerals. This guy makes it way too easy on late-night hosts.

Just because you've ripped its contents, doesn't mean a CD is now totally useless. Bring old school and new school together with an iPhone charging dock made of old CDs. Note: this will require power tools.