That pot haven hotel the LA Times wrote about has canceled their weed-tastic opening party.

It's that time again—time to put a wrench in the smoothness of your day and get all befuddled as you watch tonight's new episode of LOST. Luckily, you'll be in good company. Inside, your open thread for discussion.

Rumor has it that the various groups on the island will meet up tonight on LOST. I am hoping for some Lord of the Flies style throw-down tonight! Will you be with me, or singing along to Madonna on Glee?

Once again, it's time for American Idol! Tonight, at 8:00 PM ET on FOX, your Top 7 will perform live for your votes. Alicia Keys will mentor, and the theme is "Inspirational Songs." More inside, plus your open thread.

[A Russian traveler brings some luxury to her impromptu sleeping quarters this morning at JFK International Airport, where she's been stranded for five days thanks to a volcano whose name no one can pronounce. Image via Getty]

Today in #tips, Teabaggers call Sen. Lindsey Graham gay, scary school administrators watch your sleeping children, the sad, sinking state of Florida, homework-eating rats, a minute of mayhem planned for Thursday, and much more.

REM behavior disorder causes the dreamer to act out what's going on in their head - bad news for the person sleeping next to them. Unfortunately, this woman's husband dreams about fighting ducks, chickens, and fish.

Seat-hogs, stair-blockers, butt-touchers, open-mouth coughers: These people are bad at riding the subway, and they must be shamed. Artist Jason Shelowitz surveyed New Yorkers about their subway peeves and wrote rules around them. Now he's launching a guerrilla etiquette campaign.

TONIGHT: Lost keeps marching to its finale, the highly anticipated Madonna episode of Glee, and the season finale of 16 and Pregnant make for a very full night of TV.

Oh boy—Michael Calderone is... teasing the upcoming Mark Leibovich story on the hellish "journalism-alternative" sweatshop that is Politico. On Twitter. The big story is about Mike Allen, as all of these things are.

Today we looked at the strange economy of boob jobs, and many of you had many things to say. Most important of all these comments, though, was hilarious economist Thomas Friedman. Heed his words.

The latest in the unstoppable trickle of impressive stop motion lego videos, this version of "Video Killed The Radio Star" will probably make you smile—assuming you like The Buggles and/or Legos. But who doesn't? Video inside.

This afternoon the New York Observer presents us with an anthropological study of Yale graduates living in New York City, and it is predictably O Rly? Not the actual article (so much), but the Yalies themselves. Oh the Yalies.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Remember that kid in college who came back from study abroad with a fake accent, because he became so Parisian he's all "Mon dieu, I have forgotten English"? A British lady has that, but it's neurological. Awk-ward. [MSN, Pic]

Nadya Suleman wrote Oprah a letter asking to dispel the notion that she's a fame-hungry monster. However, she asserts that she doesn't believe that people are defined by their choices or their actions, which frankly makes absolutely no sense.

Boalt Hall, UC Berkeley's law school, controversially employs torture memo lawyer John Yoo. As of today, its bathrooms also stock toilet paper rolls printed with text from the Convention Against Torture and the words "made possible by John Yoo."

[Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon in her professional exercise outfit, terribly lost while still trying to finish the Boston Marathon; image via Splash]

This morning, Howard Stern challenged Fox News' Megyn Kelly, host of American Live, to play Marry, Fuck, Kill with a triumvirate of Fox News blowhards: Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, and Sean Hannity. Talk about a rock and a hard place.

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