Curb gets picked up for another season, Comedy Central extends the contracts of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, Jay Leno responds to Conan's move to TBS, South Park's latest episode pissed a few folks off, and the Bluth Banana Stand.

A second video of ex-NYPD officer Patrick Pogan assaulting an innocent bicyclist Christopher Long makes Pogan's guilt clearer than ever. Which is good, because Christopher Long is perhaps not the *ideal* witness for this sort of trial.

Yeah, you read the headline correctly. Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, and Ryan Phillippe suited up as their characters from the MacGruber movie and hammed it up for wrestling fans last night—and it was, at the very least, entertaining!

It's April 20. Because the stoner lexicon refers to reefer as "420," the date's become synonymous with celebrating the high life. Instead of posting a list of stars who already smoke up, here are a bunch of people who should.

The Albany Times Union has uncovered a six-page document that shows how an investigation by North Fork Bank brought down former New York governor Eliot Spitzer when he tried to conceal a $5,000 wire transfer to an escort agency.

North Fork Bank filed this Suspicious Activity Report against Eliot Spitzer when the ex-governor tried to conceal a $5,000 wire transfer to the Emperors Club VIP escort agency.

Cameron Douglas has been sentenced to five years in prison for dealing meth. Last night his father sent a letter asking the judge for leniency. Looks like he got it: The mandatory advisory sentence for the charge is ten years.

Today, April 20th, is an unofficial holiday for the cannabis cabal. Some celebrate privately, some join together to smoke en masse, but ceremonies usually culminate right around that magic minute, 4:20.

Openly gay Iraq vet and activist Dan Choi chained himself to the White House fence again, and was arrested, again. Police chased away the reporters trying to cover the demonstration, which is, if not unprecedented, at least unusual.

Gray Powell, the Apple software engineer who left his next generation iPhone at a bar, sure likes to go out drinking. And play with his iPhone. And take pictures! Thanks to TwitPic, there's this: the Geek Joker (happier times).

Sharon Osbourne is getting her implants removed, but long-time pancake-chest Kate Hudson sized up. Females are either returning to a natural state, or evolving into a half-silicone half-human cyborg race. Which is it? A report on the State of Breasts.

The Way We Live Now: Half-ass. Why do things properly when they will inevitably crumble with the next economic collapse? Our jobs are all short-term. Our schools are short-staffed. And now they want our booze. Is this how revolutions begin?

Today at Gawker.TV, Jon Stewart takes on Jim Cramer (again), Charles Barkley demonstrates the shake weight, Stephen Colbert's convinced himself of an Iceland-conspiracy, and we celebrate our ten favorite TV moments that involve smoking the greens stuff.

Congratulations to Lazarou for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Hackers compromised a "crown jewel" Google password system, the New York Times has revealed, and maybe used it to create secret, still-active back doors. What if there are back doors already being used to compromise Gmail?

Her kid insists they look like meatballs but huzbo Dean ensures us they're "very nice." Guess we'll have to find out for ourselves...just remember to turn Google safesearch off.

Thanks to Larry King's latest divorce scandal and his sagging ratings, some people are suggesting his days on CNN are numbered. Should he retire now before CNN gives him a shove? Of course. And he's not the only one.

Sarah Silverman went on The Early Show this morning, where weatherman Dave Price admitted a long-standing crush. Like many morning show love affairs, their pending embrace was stopped short by another anchor and some bed-wetting talk.

In the past three years, Apple CEO Steve Jobs has battled liver disease, undergone transplant surgery, and returned to run the multi-billion dollar company he co-founded. Now he's pushing for a state bill that may revolutionize California's organ donor system.

If you don't terribly mind, Spark Capital and Union Square Ventures, David Karp needs another $5 million for Tumblr, just until the blog network's sexy fashion templates pay off. Besides, $5m is basically pocket change these days. [Pic]