Belgian men's magazine Che, one of the foremost practitioners of assvertising, has a fun new online promo: "The Blow Job," rowrrrr. **May result in your image being recorded and used by Che for promotional purposes. Blow it hard, fellas! [Adrants]

Today at Google, "Take your child to work "day was a little different than usual, a kangaroo showed up. You might think Google's "Do No Evil" Mantra is BS but they sure know how to surprise employee's.

Are you consuming rat pee at the same time as your soda? Do you ever feel the desire to skip your Lamborghini across a lake? Mythbusters takes on two different myths, and busts both.

Wendy Williams is a complete Diva: she's loud, has outlandish hair, wears too much makeup and has bling on at 10am. She may have discovered the perfect place to hide those cheat notes! You just need one thing...

John McAfee is a tricky one. The software mogul said he squandered his anti-virus fortune on worthless bonds and real estate. But what if he got his nephew killed and is trying to escape the consequences?

Today on Good Morning America's Morning Mix segment, lesbian political strategist Donna Brazile called embattled CNN host Larry King a "hottie." There are plenty of reasons why women might throw themselves at King. But it's not because he's a "hottie."

A Spanish-language tabloid claims that Martin used to secretly date Eduardo Verástegui, a Latin model and actor. Verástegui is no stranger to gay rumors. But he was also the face of California's "Yes on 8" campaign against gay marriage.

The Way We Live Now: Praying for a safety net. It's a little more fun plummeting off the precipice of financial doom when you don't actually know whether a net's there to catch you or not. Maybe! Feel the adventure!

Through the television, a comfortable barrier exists between our fragile psyches and Tracy Morgan's madcap humor. However, no such distance existed for his former employees, such as Community's Donald Glover, who was once advised to fashion dreadlocks out of placenta.

As opposed to the rest of the world, David Letterman said he "couldn't care less" about the story of the lost iPhone, obtained and exclusively revealed by Gizmodo, on last night's Late Show. Who does he think he's kidding?

Addicted's finale traced the recoveries of a couple brought together and ripped apart by shared heroin and cocaine addictions. Annie and Mike have lost their reasons to live and will die together, unless Kristina has something to say about it....

"Highly intoxicated" Oberlin student Andrew Whiteman tried to break into a drug store, and when the cops came to arrest him, he said he was a 100-year-old immortal vampire and threatened to eat one cop's kidney, and suck another's blood.

Watch as this rollerblader lands junk-first on the side of a half-pipe. This clip is enough to make any man wince.

A California man has been indicted for "cyber extortion" after he launched a website and threatened to use his social network connections to embarrass New York Life Insurance unless the company refunded his premiums.

Return to The 'Huge Social Networker' Who Tried to Extort $200K From His Insurance Company

Joe Biden was on The View today and the possibility of imposing sanctions on Iran over their nuclear activities was discussed. Biden, however, could not stop saying "Iraq" instead of "Iran," which pointed to the similarities between the two situations.

Our commenter live-blog of the penultimate episode of the season was penultamazing! Read this sampling of comments to see why—and then make plans to join us here tonight as we live-blog the season finale.

Kathie Lee and Hoda discussed the banned Lane Bryant lingerie ad this morning, and Kathie-Lee expressed her belief that its censorship was due to the fact that it did not promote the marital values that she and others hold dear.

Holy Hotdog. Archie Comics — one of culture's most enduring portraits of wholesome Americana — is introducing a gay. A gay male Archie character. His name is Kevin Keller and he is blonde.

In your seething Thursday media column: Keith Olbermann says Dan Abrams' thing is so dumb, Bloomberg Businessweek is here, David Remnick talks and talks, and the future of journalism is TBD.