Apple banned a third prominent cartoonist from its app store, citing mockery of Tiger Woods and a policy against "ridiculing a public figure." If we're to let Apple censor our news, we should familiarize ourselves with the company's whims.

Last fall, erratic actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi walked out on a $10,000 bill at a California hotel. Today a judge sent the pair to the clink for the crime and dodging court appearances. Crazy!

The land around the Hollywood sign was going to be turned into luxury estates if someone didn't buy the 138-acre parcel first. A conservation group has now raised the cash. Who was the last-minute donor? The founder of Playboy, naturally.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

"The Boston 'No R' Accent that is heard throughout New England is more than an accent, and more than an attitude; it's a way of life." It's also something you can buy on a t-shirt. Fuck the Red Sox. [NoRLifestyle.com]

Oprah Winfrey fancies herself an every-woman so it isn't surprising that convinced other celebrities to tape themselves doing the jobs they once held before they were stars. Proof that your brain dies once you sign a TV contract inside.

Details about Rob Lowe's casting on Parks and Recreation, Parenthood inspires an off-screen romance, another Real Housewife records a song, and shown here: The Simpsons use their intro to comment on South Park's recent controversy.

Last year, the goofy gif website pulled a stunning prank on Time magazine: they manipulated the voting results for the TIME 100 Listing, making founder Chris Poole the most influential person of the year. Here's how they did it.

Thanks to Bravo, we all know that Real Housewife of New York Countess LuAnn was recording a single in the "Tardy with the Party" style. "Money Can't Buy You Class" has arrived and is as bad as you imagined.

Craigslist: home of the worst people in America. Like you and all your neighbors. Who are either prostitutes, or people trying to sell their kids. Joking! They wouldn't sell their kids. Unless the price was right.

The almost-nine-minute mini-movie for M.I.A.'s single "Born Free" came out today and it's already been taken down from YouTube in the U.S. It's definitely NSFW, but it's also her latest attempt to drum up some attention.

TONIGHT: The highlight of the night is the return of Chuck, plus new episodes of Gossip Girl and Nurse Jackie. Other than that, though, there isn't too much on tonight. Unless you count the NBA, which I don't.

You have never seen a dancing dog quite like Chandi. The lovable canine recently busted a move on Britain's Got Talent, winning the hearts of the judges and the world.

Today at Gawker.TV, The Celebrity Apprentice gives us exercise for groupies, Sherri Shepherd assumes "precious girl" always means Gaborey Sidibe, The Simpsons go sci-fi, and David Cross and Ted Danson star in a Tim and Eric sketch for the ages.

Congratulations to iliveinletters for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

[As her relatable mommy movie Back-Up Plan hits theaters, Jennifer Lopez does her best relatable mommy impression for the photographers, shopping for clothes for her twins. Image via X-17 Agency.]

Contrary to rumors, two tipsters spotted designer Marc Jacobs and his husbear Lorenzo Martone in Manhattan this weekend. Does that mean they haven't really split up? Were they walking to a wedding planner or couples therapy?

An odd couple, they may be, but Walken definitely knows what he wants: a tunafish sandwich and a bath in Regis Philbin's tub. We'd be completely creeped out if the idea of these two hanging out wasn't so appealing.

Blippy hit the jackpot enabling internet oversharing. Now comes the punishment: Just three days after a front-page New York Times profile, the Web startup is under media attack for exposing credit card numbers on Google.

Fans of ex-Saturday Night Live player Michaela Watkins can breath easy today: she's the star of the latest Funny or Die parody. Written by Diablo Cody, this NSFW parody of HBO's Hung (hopefully) marks the start of Michaela's triumphant return.