Craigslist: home of the worst people in America. Like you and all your neighbors. Who are either prostitutes, or people trying to sell their kids. Joking! They wouldn't sell their kids. Unless the price was right.

New York resident Joshua Stagnitto was arrested for placing his kids for sale on Craigslist. It was a joke, Jesus!

According to KTLA, the ad posted by Stagnitto read, in part, "Selling my kids on the Craigslist black market. I have two kids, two and one year old."

The ad also mentioned that the children could be used as slaves or foot stools.

Not a bad joke, but it would have been funnier if the kids were old enough to understand what was happening when their dad got hauled away in handcuffs and they were placed in foster care. In tenuously related news, Craigslist is expected to make $36 million on hooker ads this year, but the CEO insists the company is crackerjack about policing itself for child prostitutes, so when you sell your kids, don't place them in the "adult services" section.

Free speech!