The fatal shooting of Yale postdoctoral fellow Vajinder Toor is the second homicide to hit the school this academic year. But despite the tragedy, Toor is unlikely to be another Annie Le, whose gruesome murder made national news last fall.

Why the hell is Rupert Murdoch launching a "Greater New York" section in the Journal?

The world-famous El Bulli dropped to second place on Restaurant Magazine's prestigious "World's 50 Best Restaurants List," displaced by Copenhagen's Noma. Despite the introduction of the Double Down, KFC did not place. Top 20 after the jump.

Do you eat chocolate because you are sad? Or are you sad because you eat chocolate? The conundrum, known as Guisewite's Paradox, has plagued philosophers for generations. And now, Science has tackled it! Do they have an answer for us?

Beef and trains. Two All-American favorites. But what if they could somehow be combined? Well, Amtrak is testing a new train and it is powered by beef-based biofuel. Is this the most American form of transportation ever?

The New York Times published a piece about the military and Powerpoint tonight. The best part was this slide used by Military planners to show the complexity of counter-insurgency efforts in Afghanistan. Time to retreat! (Click to enlarge.) [NYT]

An MTA worker was electrocuted today when he slipped and fell on the third rail.

Tonight, Jon Stewart blasted Arizona for its new—and highly controversial—immigration bill. As Stewart pointed out, when even anti-illegal immigrant poster boy Tom Tancredo is against the bill, it ain't good, folks. Video of Stewart's saucy statement is inside.

Tonight, Michael Lohan and his lawyer came on The Joy Behar Show to discuss his daughter, Lindsay. As the interview wore on, Lohan's lawyer became more and more aggravated by Behar's questioning until she finally called out Behar. Video inside.

Is there anything funnier than a good joke about a Jewish merchant? Some people at the Anti-Defamation League don't think so! They complained after Obama's National Security Adviser, James L. Jones, told this joke to a pro-Israeli crowd.

Here's a handy guide for the next time you're thrown in a prison populated only by Hollywood-types. In honor of a new Russian mob documentary, The Daily Tribeca imagined the sorts of tats you would get in "the Hollywood Gulag."

You can vote for a high school and Barack Obama will deliver a commencement speech there. Here are the choices:

Bill Burr accurately describes the fine line between being a functioning psycho and an off the rails psycho.

California legalized gay marriage for a bit, but apparently there was still a law on the books that classified gays as "sexual deviants" and called for "research into a cure for homosexuality". It's been repealed. So, no cure? [AP]

Today a free justin Bieber concert scheduled in Sydney, Australia had to be cancelled after a mass of teens turned into a surging wall of squealing humanity. Tonight, Justin contemplated what it meant to leave destruction trailing in his wake.

Tavi Gevinson is the polarizing 14 year-old behind the fashion blog The Style Rookie. But Blogger shut it down because Tavi posted a naked photo of a young model. And pictures of naked women aren't allowed on the internet. Updated

[New York Yankee Derek Jeter wore a solid blue suit to the White House today where he attended an event celebrating the team's World Series victory. Image via Getty]

Ever since the technologically impaired video chat with the Dunphy's on Modern Family I have been wishing for Fred Willard to make an in-the-flesh appearance. Tonight, my dream comes true. What are you most excited for tonight, #tvparty pals?

It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM ET on ABC—this season's seven remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

An as-yet unnamed documentary about disgraced ex-governor Eliot Spitzer debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival this weekend. It features titillating new details about Spitzer's liaisons with hookers—and may also give him the wiggle room to stage a comeback.