Robert Halderman, the CBS producer who blackmailed David Letterman, was sentenced to six months today.

Today we looked at yet another fag-hater who actually really likes fags. Sigh. We're a little tired and angry to be happy about this, but one commenter wasn't. Observe their righteous joy after the jump.

Google today announced "Google Editions," another e-book service alongside Amazon's for Kindle and Apple's for iPad. Google doesn't know what gBooks will cost or how exactly you'll read them, but they'll definitely piss Steve Jobs off, so full steam ahead!

Your daily look into the twitteriffic lives of our favorite celebs.

Charlie Sheen's crumbling marriage to Brooke Mueller is the latest in a long line of, uh, interesting hookups.

Here's some empty vindication: The Los Angeles Coroner's Office reports that '80s heartthrob Corey Haim, who died in March, died of pneumonia and coronary arteriosclerosis, not a drug overdose as previously thought. [Image via Getty]

The Funny or Die people have given their insight as to what Conan's real thoughts were during his interview with Steve Kroft. It was only a matter of time.

There's a new study by the Yankee Group that says an average of one in eight Americans will decide to stop paying for their cable or satellite television service in the next year.

Jimmy Fallon will host the Emmys, drunk Muppets, Doctor Who prompts an influx of bowties, Seinfeld's Susan resurfaces, and a mural that depicts adult swim's latest venture, Check It Out with Steve Brule.

The best thing about people who hate gay people is that they secretly all love gay people. Or at least having sex with gay people. Look at the recent case of Family Research Council co-founder George Rekers. There's a rentboy!

The FBI has filed its criminal complaint against Times Square Car Bomb suspect Faisal Shahzad. In it, they say that Shahzad admitted that he "recently received bomb-making training in Waziristan, Pakistan."

We were so busy gawking at Real Housewife Danielle Staub eating dinner with skater Johnny Weir in Chelsea last night that we missed the Costume Institute Gala Benefit. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there in our stead.

Celebrities have descended on Central Park. In this weekend's #stalker sightings: Blythe Danner, Vince Vaughn, Amanda Peet. Elsewhere: Tinsley Mortimer, Owen Wilson, Mary-Louise Parker, Zach Braff, and Matthew Broderick.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller deny they're divorcing, even as they live apart following Sheen's domestic assault arrest, two stints in rehab, and rumors of call girl trysts. We have a copy of the couple's prenup and a possible explanation.

Remember the "Black Widow" who appeared on The Real World: DC and called Andrew Pandahat's girlfriend "ugly?" She's suing MTV for $5 million and accusing the producers of invading her privacy and inflicting emotional distress.

The Way We Live Now: Searching for scapegoats. You can't indict someone as a villain based purely upon the ravings of the populists, you know. Congressmen are not the enemy. Nor are airlines, or free Kiehls samples. Nor is sex!

Did you see it last night while trolling the Christopher Street Pier for, um, a friend? That dull glimmer out across the water, coming from behind those Jersey bluffs? It was the Housewives, calling to us out of the dark.

Today at Gawker.TV, Bill Murray reads poetry to local construction workers, Stephen Colbert loves Times Square, Chuck channels 1979's Hart to Hart, and Kristin Davis is not a fan of the new Sex and the City 2 poster.

Congratulations to AppleHates_GitEmSteveDave for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Seems like Trebek has little patience for anything—even without contestants like Sean Connery. Watch as he gets fed up while filming this promo for at-home-phone-Jeopardy! Wait for the F-bomb at the end.