Cupidtino is a dating website for Apple fans. Questions: Are you going to marry that guy, or wait for the 3G version? How does one have sex to Feist? Does AppleCare cover a broken heart? [TechCrunch]

Tonight, Jon Stewart gave an amusing statement about the case of the failed Times Square bombing and its aftermath, including a comparison of John McCain's anti-Miranda statements to those of Glenn Beck that made McCain seem utterly ridiculous. Video inside.

You know how your friends always bring you trinkets back from their vacations? In the 18th and 19th century, those trinkets were mummified human heads. France has just voted to return 15 mummified heads of Maori warriors to New Zealand.

A Picasso painting has been sold for $106.5 million at auction.

There is a machine that reads your mind, sort of. And a Brooklyn attorney wants to use it in a trial for the first time ever. Welcome to the criminal justice futureworld.

Last week, the resculpted Heidi went home for the first time. Tonight's episode of the Hills saw Spencer taking over as conductor of his family's crazy train and ruin a perfectly good BBQ with crystals and dramatics.

[A strange sea creature with a tawny exoskeleton, dotted with plumes of brilliant color, washes ashore in Miami Beach. Image via Flynet.]

Last week, Valerie finally discovers who she is married to, a Visitor, a lizard and a murderer. She didn't want to be around him anymore and for good reasons, he's a big fat liar.

Diddy made this trailer video for his forthcoming blog, proving it will be as big as Martin Luther King Jr. plus Barack Obama plus the 9/11 firefighters plus the troops, minus Will Smith. The most inspirational anything ever, in fact.

Does Miley Cyrus want to be a sex symbol? If the video for her new single, "Can't Be Tamed," is the litmus test by which to judge, then, well... yes. Problem? She's 17. The video, and initial web reaction, inside.

Wil Anderson hails from Australia, so don't be put off by his accent. Listen as he describes how Australia is the second fattest country in the world.. and how it's all because of McDonald's.

Bret Michaels has left the hospital. His doctor expects him to "make a 100 percent recovery" from his brain hemorrhage. So, congrats to Bret Michaels. I guess this means it's safe to make Bret Michaels jokes again? [People]

No fewer than three street vendors have claimed credit for helping to prevent the Times Square bombing by alerting police of Faisal Shahzad's smoking SUV. Now the New York Times reports they are fighting amongst themselves. Who's winning?

It's that time again—time to put a wrench in the smoothness of your day and get all befuddled as you watch tonight's new episode of LOST. Luckily, you'll be in good company. Inside, your open thread for discussion.

[John Kerry gets ready to hear Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner testify about the Financial Crisis Responsibility Fee, the recovery of TARP funds, and other hugely exciting economic matters at a Senate Finance Committee hearing in Washington today. Image via Getty]

Get ready, everybody: Lost is back! Glee has more spirit fingers than you know what to do with! Spencer Pratt prays to rocks! Trust us, vegging out with the remote feels so much less guilty with #tvparty.

This is how synergy works, folks. If you buy something from Ivanka Trump Fine Jewelry, you get a free subscription to the Trump New York Observer, the newspaper owned by Trump's husband Jared Kushner. No baubles just for subscribing, though.

Faisal Shahzad's car bomb sucked, but the technology that caught him was cutting-edge: Army intelligence planes scrambled over New York, armed with Shahzad's cell phone number. They intercepted his call reserving a plane ticket to Dubai; authorities nabbed him.

It's time for American Idol! Tonight, at 8:00 PM ET on FOX, your Top 5 will perform live for your votes. Harry Connick, Jr. will mentor and the finalists will perform Frank Sinatra songs. More inside, plus your open thread.

Ayla Brown, the American Idol-singing daughter of Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown, just landed a job as a CBS Early Show contributor. Old nepotism: Inheriting your parent's political seat. New nepotism: Parlaying it into a media career.