Oh, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. *Shudder* On The View today, Hasselbeck criticized Erin Andrews for wearing skimpy outfits on Dancing with the Stars—and defended her peeping tom in the process—before the rest of the panel shut her down. Video inside.

It might be best that this is the last season of The Hills, but it doesn't look like Spencer Pratt can take much more. He's started praying to rocks. Watch a clip of his most recent freakout from tonight's episode.

So far, nearly 3,000 Gawker readers have shared their feedback with us via the 2010 Gawker Media Census. Over 50% of you frequently provide advice on books, entertainment, food/beverage, and the Internet. Hooray for the reign of the smartypantses! Join the party—click through to submit your Census!

Recently, a new poster for Sex and the City 2 was released. Immediately, the ridiculous amount of Photoshop in it was criticized. At last night's Met Gala, NYPost.com caught up with Kristin Davis and asked her opinion. Davis' response, inside.

Users have jeered the New York Times' main iPad app, but the newspaper is listening to one in particular: We hear Steve Jobs is among the app's most vociferous critics and has been shunning it.

In your biased Tuesday media column: a WaPo reporter loses all credibility with hateful Jesus wingnuts, yet another Tumblr-to-book deal, the entire media apparatus struggles to figure out the internet's secrets, and a new poll proves nobody is credible.

If you ever thought attaching a laser pointer to your dogs face was a good idea, let this guys experience lead you otherwise. You gotta say, that's gonna leave a mark.

Sarah Silverman has made a career out of self-deprecating humor and shock-and-awe comedy. Last night, she tamed her act down a little for NBC during her visit to Late Night and talked about her bedwetting problem.

The master of secrets behind Lost (well, sort of behind it) has a new movie coming out that no one's ever heard of! A teaser will play before Iron Man 2, giving a first-ever glimpse. So what's it about?

Golzar Amirmotazedi is suing Viacom, MTV Networks, and Bunim/Murray Productions. She wants $50 million claiming her appearance on the show caused her public humiliation and emotional distress.

Here are two facts that seem, on their face, unrelated: 1. Barack Obama is about to choose John Paul Stevens' replacement on the Supreme Court. 2. "American Idol" is still the top rated show in America.

Two people were trapped upside down, fifty feet in the air, for twenty minutes when one of their ponchos got tangled in the tracks of the steepest roller coaster in the world. This story contains a smorgasboard of phobias.

"At least two people" were arrested in Karachi, Pakistan for the Times Square car bomb.

William Shatner says he's made an astounding $600 million shilling for Priceline.com. [Update: Shatner says the report is not true]

Guess what! The final round of Jeopardy!'s Million Dollar Celebrity Invitational is airing this week. Each day, we'll bring you standout moments. Today: the stars get flustered over an easy question and Alex Trebek shuts down Jane Curtin. Videos inside.

"No one will argue that sitting on the Senate floor during session can get a little boring, but looking at porn is probably not the best way to pass the time." Florida state senator Mike Bennett (R-Bradenton) disagrees!

How is it that Bill Murray just gets more and more awesome with age? He recently stopped by New York's Poets House and read poetry aloud to local workers. This video is sure to brighten anyone's day.

Like Hamlet and Maury, Gossip Girl is often about paternity. Is he my father? Is he not my father? Is my new dad poisoning my mother? Who's your daddy? So many important questions, so few DNA tests.

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