TONIGHT: A full night of television includes Lady Gaga performing on American Idol, new episodes of Modern Family and Top Chef Masters and maybe a dash of culture with Live from Lincoln Center.

The devil's prayers have been answered. Known eater of food Gwyneth Paltrow has taped an episode of The Marriage Ref that will air tomorrow. Soon your marriage could be judged by Gwyneth Paltrow. More than it already is. Look, video!

The authorities instruct: If You See Something, Say Something. That's how they found the car bomb, you know! Of course, this is hardly practical. You see something every day in New York. When to actually say something? A guide, below.

Someone must have finally taught Snooki how to fight: She threw a punch at a girl in a Miami club. JWOWW got Snooki's back, but was floored by friends of the victim. And you thought tanks couldn't take ShamWOWW down.

Congratulations to bf47 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Lost begins a killing spree of it's major characters, Spencer Pratt's magic crystals, Stephen Colbert reveals his hatred of Stephen Hawking, and The View gals throw a fit on-air about their own censoring of a Picasso painting.

A new study shows sleeping less than six hours a day makes you 12% likelier to die before age 65. Sleeping more than nine hours ups your chances of dying prematurely by 30%. Red Bull is now a life saver!

In spite of a high-profile federal crackdown, Reed College's annual hippie drug fest, Renn Fayre, came and went without a single arrest. Surprise side effect: the Feds now say they can prosecute tacitly drug-friendly colleges for being crack houses.

Mary Kate and Ashley never moved into their six-bedroom, four-and-a-half-bath penthouse at 1 Morton Square and they've been trying to sell it since 2005. Current asking price: $8.45 million. That should sell in a New York Minute. [Images via Curbed]

You know like become. She's playing one in a movie. Also today: Jane Fonda will be playing herself, the zombie TV show casts another actor, Tony Danza is becoming a high school English teacher, and Twilight newz.

CBS News dug up this new photo of would-be car bomber Faisal Shahzad posing in Times Square with a bunch of people like a total suburban goober. He fails at "Insouciant New York Cool," as well as bomb-making. [CBS]

Jay Leno: afraid to insult people directly, but not honorable enough to just avoid it altogether. During last night's monologue, Leno showed a fake Facebook page for the accused Times Square bomber. Under his favorite pages? "Team Coco." Video inside.

Everything about this video is setup for disaster. The cameraman is the worst babysitter of all time.

In your worrisome Wednesday media column: more details on the sudden (hot!) offering of Newsweek for sale, the guys at Atlantic Media hate the Politico, CNN and CBS huddle together for warmth, and cow journalism remains legal—for now.

I was used to this…incredibly rosy cheeked, I'm going to say man as one of the Buy More employees on Chuck that never uttered a single word.

For two decades, Charlie Sheen's personal life has been a battlefield of bitter ex-wives, broken engagements, porn stars, hookers, drug-fueled orgies, and domestic discord. No wonder his prenup—which we revealed yesterday—is so obsessed with minimizing risk.

We were too busy crying while watching Lost last night to even bother with The City. It's a good thing fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to fill us in on all the details.

Apple complained about an on-air iPhone parody from Ellen DeGeneres, prompting an apology from the talk-show host. Not your fault, Ellen: Apple has a weak sense of humor. And of satire, perspective, fair play and irony. Video after the jump.

The metaphysical teasing is over, and LOST is finally unclasping her bra, revealing her goods. Last night the death toll started to rise, promising tears from the weak-stomachs and high-fives for those of us expecting a good old-fashioned bloodbath finale.

Well, has he? Australia's jowliest global media mogul has a newspaper war to win and a younger wife to keep up with. Yet he seems to be looking fresher than ever. We turned to a real plastic surgeon, for analysis!