The Real History of John Dillinger and Henry Ford [Jalopnik]

Our favorite show about merry musical misfits was back with a new invention last night, or rather a reinvention designed to save their sagging reputations and rehabilitate a bunch of junky old songs in the process. They mostly succeeded.

Facebook chat is now down as the social network races to close a security hole that let people see their friends' live chats. The security bug was exploited, ironically enough, by fiddling one's privacy settings, as this TechCrunch video demonstrates.

Last night's Frank Sinatra episode proved befuddling and, at times, infuriating, pretty much the opposite of easy, breezy Mr. Sinatra. Why are the judges the way they are? Why do they say such dumb things?

We've collected some of our favorite and most memorable Apple ads from the last three decades, so take a trip down memory lane with us as we go through Apple's most iconic TV spots.

Yesterday on The View, Elisabeth Hasselbeck made an ass of herself when she criticized Erin Andrews' revealing DWTS outfits and suggested Andrews' peeping tom could have waited to see her half naked on TV. Today, Hasselbeck tearfully apologized. Video inside.

Not even Pam's floating devices on her own chest could save her from being cast off the Dancing With the Stars ship. It came down to a battle of the blondes and Erin Andrews was given another week to dance.

Hiram Monserrate lost his state senate seat after slashing his girlfriend's face with broken glass. Yesterday, Monserrate's former chief of staff was arrested for being a childish jerk. Everything Monserrate touches turns to shit. Now, you can legally punch him.

Remember eBay's auction of five years of Madonna diaries, supposedly from an ex-assistant's storage unit? Madge's claque got eBay to yank "Madonna's Personal Daily Journals" on the grounds that "they were the rightful owners." Good thing we saved the listing!

Meet Paula, a woman who suffers from dissociative identity disorder. As a result of serious abuse and psychological trauma as a child, she now shares 15 distinctly different personalities within one body, and they can emerge without warning.

An overzealous Christian father instills an anti-kissing sentiment in his daughter, promising the lass that one day, her never-been-kissed dreamboy in a button-down will come to take her away from the high school whoredom of make out Jezebels and horndogs.

Republican Dan Fanelli, who's running to depose a Democrat in Florida's 8th district, has created a new ad comparing an old white man to a hulking brown person. Which one looks more like a terrorist? It's a no-brainer!

Lord knows the Washington Post Co. has enough trouble just balancing out the economic black hole that is the Washington Post. They can't deal with Newsweek's losses, too. So it's for sale. And how's this for an enthusiastic sales pitch?

What happens when you fill a soccer ball with cement and then ask unsuspecting kids to kick the ball to you? This hilarious video.

Turns out you can't successfully sue a stand-up comedian for making fun of you.

The first "hot topic" of the day was Pablo Picasso's "Nude, Green Leaves, and Bust," which recently sold for a whopping 106.5 million dollars. Due to network standards, it can't be shown on-air extensively because it features a woman's breast.

America is abuzz with the news that NBC Universal head Jeff Zucker—who has methodically and predictably destroyed the NBC brand during his tenure there—is considering running for elected office, once he gets canned. He's destined for politics.

If you've ever been in a plane going through turbulence you know how fragile life can be so high in the air. Learn how to protect yourself in case the plane crashes.

Wintour goes nuclear on the dancefloor. Halle Berry calls her soon-to-be ex a "loser." Charlie Sheen hands over custody. Ke$ha ruins a bat mitzvah. Tiger Woods' butt sweats. Wednesday's gossip roundup likes to party.

Last night's thrilling and tragic episode was full of head scratch moments, but one major question still nags at us. As, you know, it's supposed to. Just what the hell is that darn smoke monster up to?