Don't you hate it when women force you to have affairs with their husbands? Bombshell McGee explains why Sandra's to blame: "They slept with 9 dogs in the bed...she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed." [Popeater]

Nigerian President Yar'Adua has died of a heart condition. He was 58.

Chappelle's Show regular and stand-up vet Kyle Grooms takes the stage in Holland to talk about being a gangster with glasses and black people snow skiing.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, amigos! Why not celebrate by mixing up a margarita and joining our group live blog of Top Chef Masters in the comments section under this post? You'll be living la vida loca in no time!

Yesterday, we reported on the curious disappearance of a WCBS report that military spy planes had been used to capture the Times Square bomber. Why was this story scrubbed? We have the answer. Sort of.

Diablo Cody downed some performance-enhancing substandces; Dr. Drew and Bristol Palin took a bite out of the teen sex scene; and Jack Dorsey fed us an update on his whereabouts. The Twitterati were feeling snacky.

An indie filmmaker was shooting a robbery scene in a convenience store; passersby got scared and called the cops, who busted in and almost shot the fake robber. Same thing happened during the filming of 300 Days of Summer. [Gothamist]

[Martha Stewart, Taylor Swift, and the ever-youthful Betty White were three of the ladies feted at the Time 100 gala, which was held at Jazz at Lincoln Center last night. Image via Getty]

What better way is there to celebrate Cinco de Mayo than by watching Sofia Vergara on a brand new Modern Family? That's easy...there isn't. So turn it on and take your thoughts to the #tvparty!

Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez apparently put together an early trailer for star-studded Mexploitation film Machete as a "Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona," featuring the likes of Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, and Danny Trejo fighting violently to protect illegal immigrants from racist politicians.

Everyone should go whitewater rafting at least once. It is sooooo fun. But when you do? Make sure you're not the Chief of Staff of the Department of the Interior. And make sure it's not during a huge oil spill.

Russian All-Time Basketball Instructor Vaclav Peepic may not be what you expect...but fear not. The man is a genius. He will teach you to play like "Timmy Duncan" with his super moves: "Elbow murder" "between leg showcasing." Count me in!

Conan O'Brien visited Google's corporate campus and apparently "killed," in part with a line discouraging people from watching his old show.

In related news, 1 in 10 young people are terrible at sex. [via AdAge]

Today we looked at how drug-happy Reed College might be prosecuted for student druggery. This led one commenter to reminisce about their own college druggy experiences. They had way more fun than nerdy theater kids, we can tell you that.

Kim Kardashian sat at Fox News' table at last weekend's White House Correspondent's dinner. Why? She tells über-conservative CNS News it's because Fox is "very reputable" and the network of choice for the Kardashian klan. CNN loses again! Video inside.

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[Whitney Port dining al fresco with Kelly Cutrone in Soho; image via Splash]

The Way We Live Now: Just trying to keep the olds in one place. As if we didn't have enough troubles, what with our money and our nation and our companies going up in flames. Grandma's in the yard—angry.

Lost's finale has been extended an extra half hour, Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Walk of Fame star had her name misspelled, A&E is coming out with an Intervention spinoff, and how to enjoy the best parts of Maury without actually watching it.