Escaped murderer Richard Matt’s DNA has been discovered in a second cabin in Franklin County, New York, according to the Press Republican.

State politicians across America are trying to restrict access to welfare and other anti-poverty benefits. To put this in perspective, we’re bringing you true stories from people who receive these benefits. A taste of society’s parsimonious generosity, below.

After today’s important Supreme Court ruling, which granted same-sex couples a constitutional right to marry under the Fourteenth Amendment, the Gay Men’s Chorus of Washington gathered on the Supreme Court steps to sing the National Anthem, which has never sounded so damn sweet.

J.K. Rowling announced Friday that “not a prequel” to her quadrillion-selling Harry Potter septology is headed for London’s Palace Theatre in summer 2016. Harry Potter and the Cursed Child will cover the “untold part” of Harry’s story, including the lives of his dead mom and dad. (Again, “not a prequel.”)

After the U.S. Supreme Court’s landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage across the country was announced this morning, President Obama called lead plaintiff Jim Obergefell to send his congratulations. I wonder if the president knew he’d be put on speakerphone and broadcast on CNN.

The United States Supreme Court ruled Thursday that same-sex couples have a Constitutional right to marry under the Fourteenth Amendment, which means that lots of happy people are out hugging, crying, and kissing in our nation’s capital and elsewhere today. Congratulations to everyone, and rejoice! Finally—something to celebrate.

Hillary Clinton wasted no time in co-opting today’s historic Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage as a promotional device for her presidential run. “Proud to celebrate,” Clinton declared on Twitter, despite the fact that relatively recently she thought same sex marriage should remain illegal.

Calling the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage ruling a “victory for America,” President Obama affirmed the landmark decision Friday morning, saying all people are equal “regardless of who they are or who they love.”

Sure, the Queen’s Guard look approachable with their funny hats and their silly formations, but don’t you even try it!!!!!!

According to reports, ISIS is claiming responsibility for a bomb that exploded in a Shiite mosque during Friday morning, killing at least 24 people and injuring dozens of others.

Same-sex couples have a Constitutional right to marry under the Fourteenth Amendment, the United States Supreme Court ruled in an historic 5-4 decision Thursday, with Justice Anthony Kennedy writing for the majority. The decision also overturns states’ existing marriage bans.

China’s stock market, almost universally acknowledged to be one of the world’s foremost bubbles, dropped more than 7% today, which is enough to cause widespread speculation that the bubble is popping, but not enough to make Chinese stocks a good investment.

According to the NYPD, a 69-year-old teacher’s assistant was arrested on Thursday after he was caught “fondling” a 13-year-old girl with Down syndrome at a park in Williamsburg.

At least one person was killed and two more were injured Friday during an attack at a gas factory near Lyon, France. The victim was decapitated, and a message—reportedly written in Arabic—was found inscribed on or near his body.

Two gunmen opened fire at a Tunisian beach near two tourist resorts Friday morning, reportedly killing at least 37 people.

According to The New York Times, authorities in Detroit have issued a warrant for artist Shepard Fairey’s arrest, charging the outdoor graphic designer with two felony counts of malicious destruction of property.

On Thursday, a small aircraft carrying eight cruise ship passengers and their pilot was discovered crashed on a cliffside in Southeast Alaska, KTUU reports. All nine were reportedly killed in the crash.

Antonin Scalia is an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Minions are cartoon characters from a series of popular family films. Dissents authored by Antonin Scalia are laced with quips, one-liners, and barbs designed to be stripped from their greater context and shared, by his ideological fellows and foes alike. Minion memes are images of Minions stripped from their original context, with humorous text added. Can you tell them apart?

Bristol Palin, who shocked America by showing up 16-and-pregnant to the Republican National Convention in 2008, is pregnant again. She announced the news via her blog today, which was “a lot sooner than I ever expected due to the constant trolls who have nothing better to talk about!!!”

A blind Los Angeles man was killed and decapitated last week—and his killer (or killers) took his head with them when their job was finished, cops say.