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Welcome to Gawker Media's super-spectacular Spring Guide, with events that will make your spring 2010 unforgettable. First up: Taste It!, the hit list of food/beverage happenings that will have you eating and drinking your way from Boston to LA.

Billionaire entertainment industry power player and Clinton pal Haim Saban is probably still getting over the sting of being unable to completely manipulate The New Yorker's profile of him. Perhaps he will buy Newsweek, as a consolation prize.

Within hours of confirmation of their relationships, the seeds of discontent were sown—or fertilized, in Kristen's womb. Sean Penn gets probation. Kendra sex tape screenshots. Heidi Montag held captive in her own home. Here's your Thursday gossip.

Everyone's had this moment—you know you're on camera so you're going to do something totally crazy awesome hella tight but instead you just end up making out with the pavement.

Minorities in NYC are nine times more likely than whites to be stopped and frisked by cops—but no more likely to be arrested. This proves that minorities are suspicious characters. And lo, Andrea Peyser spies suspicious Muslins, praying suspiciously!

A mysterious fungus is wreaking havoc on Afghanistan's opium poppies, which account for 92% of the world's supply. Local farmers blame the US military and NATO after a white substance appeared on their crops. The United Nations blames nature.

Japan's embattled Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama, sitting on a 24% approval rating at home, may have done himself in by wearing a multi-colored plaid shirt that has pissed off the entire country. That, and his wife is totally nuts.

In troubled times politicians look to their base for support. So naturally the Republican Party chose God's waiting room as the site of its 2012 convention to nominate a presidential candidate. Arizona was in the running, but was passed over.

A natural gas platform has sunk off the coast of Venezuela, President Hugo Chavez announced on the Twitter.

The hits keep coming for Arizona. New Mexico and California hate the Grand Canyon State. And yesterday the LA City Council voted to ban the majority of official travel to Arizona and a hold on contracts with companies there. [LAT]

Sarah Palin is writing another book! It'll be called America By Heart, and will be "about" her favorite people, speeches, books, and whatever else she can think up before Thanksgiving. Help us figure out what's going to be in it!

Is John Kerry the real-life Captain Planet? No. But in a lot of ways, Yes! On Thursday, Kerry, alongside Joe Lieberman ("Heart"), introduced his thousand-page climate bill, the American Power Act. Let us answer your Frequently Asked Questions regarding it.

We are not very judgmental people, generally, and probably these kids are having a blast dancing their scary little hearts out. But good luck watching this video of five young girls do Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' and not feeling totally uncomfortable!

A Montreal family was killed when the "sensitive clay" on which their home was built spontaneously liquified and gave way. "Even a fly landing on the surface can set it off," geologist Michel Bouchard said. [NYT; pic via AP]

Not only is Arizona's arrest-the-Latinos law authoritarian, incoherent, and possibly unconstitutional—it could ruin salads nationwide if it keeps workers away from Arizona's lettuce farms. Hiring Americans is "the absolute last resort," because Americans barely know what lettuce is.

Despite the annoying "Betty White to Host..." Facebook groups following her SNL appearance, overkill is a word that shan't apply to her. Tonight, White chatted it up with Jay Leno about Jay-Z's inappropriate touching, SNL, Liberace and more. Videos inside.

Wow. The newly moustache-free Dr. Phil seems blissfully unaware of the potential controversy he is inviting by putting on this fake mustache on Jimmy Kimmel Live! In all fairness, Kimmel does heartily clarify that it's "Charlie Chaplin's Moustache." Video inside.

NYU's class of 2010 received their bachelor's degrees in Making Manhattan Unbearable on Wednesday, and their reward was Alec Baldwin giving a "cute," "emotional" commencement address at Yankee Stadium. The Daily News has video, credited to one "Alex" Baldwin.

Stephen Colbert decided the end of the school year was the perfect time to help students slack off while getting ahead. In this video from tonight's The Colbert Report, he teaches you how to score higher by complaining.