During the two-hour season finale of America's Next Top Model last night, it didn't take long for Vogue's chief gay André Leon Talley to make up his mind who should win. We think he was the only victor.

An instant message transcript slipped to Business Insider shows 19-year-old Mark Zuckerberg suggesting that users of the social network—fellow Harvard students at the time—were "dumb fucks" for trusting him.

Today was "No Makeup Day" on The Today Show's fourth hour, so that meant a scrolling banner throughout the entire show informing people not to adjust their TVs, that's what these ladies look like.

Tyra has donned a new heir to the throne of America's Next Top Model, and judging from her antics during last night's episode, she may be crazier than Queen Tyra herself.

"Cougars" die younger; "sugar daddies" live longer. So young men kill, which we already knew.

Ron Swanson, Director of Parks and Recreation is a Pawnee enigma. He adores breakfast meats and Steffie Graf, hates government, has two ex-wives named Tammy, and can carve a harp with his bare hands after 6 shots of whiskey.

Mohamed Ibrahim Khalf flew from New York to Cairo on EgyptAir "with a mini-arsenal of two pistols, 250 rounds of ammo, two swords and 11 daggers." Basically, the only guy named Mohamed not racially profiled actually had weapons.

Joe Biden's son Beau "will soon be back up and running at full speed" after his mild stroke this week, according to weirdly-phrased message from his wife. One-third of similar patients have another stroke in the future. [Pic: AP]

Host Chris Hardwick brought our attention to a quite an interesting game during last night's episode of Web Soup. Watch a clip of an RPG in which you're God and killing anything and anyone you want—including Jesus.

She is immortal, it's already been written. Also today: the American Family movie adds some cast members, the networks pick up a bunch of shows for next season, some sad Don Johnson news, and horrible women.

The guy in the middle must be pretty gullible to fall for this spoon prank. Come on, man, it's like the shoulder tap! Look to the left, not the right.

Lin Yu Chun—the bowl-cut lad with a spherical body and voice like Whitney Houston's in this viral video—has inked a deal with Sony, and will release an album of songs in Chinese and English, in July. [Popeater]

Sarah Palin, America's squeakiest wheel, took a bold public stand against tolerance yesterday, berating a group of high school girls for refusing to patronize the Great White State of Arizona. Sarah Palin vows to fight anyone who disagrees with racism.

If you want an extra special lunch from home or have an extra hour on hand in the morning, make a bento box. Its portable, pretty, and usually portioned well. Check out this video on basic bento making techniques.

Former jerk NYPD officer Patrick Pogan was instantly villainized after a video showed him shoving a rider off his bike in Times Square. But Pogan was a victim, too; the victim of a good videographer.

Gasland won The Special Jury Prize for Documentary at 2010 Sundance Film Festival. It touches up on how Natural Gas drilling is going to begin in Upstate New York and Philadelphia.

Little does he know the producer he loaned her to is still secretly schtupping her. Then there are two cases of costars cheating on their spouses with each other. Do actors do anything on set other than sleep together?

This dog has so much fun sliding into a pool he does it again and again and again.

[The sixteen-year-old "Gossip Girl" performs with her little band, The Pretty Reckless, in London; image via Splash]

Dissident Thai General Khattiya Sawatdiphol shot in head while NYT reporter Thomas Fuller interviews him.