Rapper and prison blogger Lil' Wayne was caught with contraband in his cell. An iPod charger! And headphones! He was probably going to use them for awful rapper things like making drugs, so thank God they've been taken away.

Today we looked at bad police and the bad things they do, always a pretty heated discussion topic. One commenter shared a little insight from their experience on the force and even offered some advice to a stranger.

Justine Musk's divorce from her high-profile-CEO husband could be much uglier: There's a new younger woman, five kids and a big fight over money. But her blog, and even her blog comments, have been admirably graceful. Let's look:

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Jimmy Fallon showed us another entry in Robert Pattinson's personal vlog, "Bothered", last night. He sure hates that iPad. No word yet on whether Jimmy will have to apologize like Ellen did.

[Oliver Stone boasting to New York about the excitement surrounding the premiere of his new movie, Wall Street 2: Something After the Colon, at the Cannes Film Festival tomorrow. Image via Getty]

Greyson Chance, the 12-year-old boy who became an overnight Internet sensation thanks to an amateur video of him covering Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi," made his television debut today on Ellen. Inside, video of Greyson's performance, and a surprise call from Gaga!

We're not sure if this is The Most Annoying Billboard Ever Erected, but it does prove one thing: You, the consumer, will never tire of animatronic fish singing catchy songs in an effort to sell you something. Never. [Copyranter]

Deadline reports that NBC has canceled their 20-years-running mainstay Law & Order, one year shy of a primetime record. No comment from NBC yet. Mostly this would be terrible for New York theater actors, cutting paying gigs by a third!

The Times is reporting that journalists are being prevented from speaking with the family of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan. Specifically, Times journalists. What is Obama hiding from the press? Come, join us in rampant speculation!

Will Arnett and Mitch Hurwitz' pilot has been picked up by NBC for an Arrested Development reunion, get ready for an all-ladies version of Entourage, the creator of Cougar Town wants to rename the show, and the coolest lady cartoons.

What's a good way to get around Oprah's pesky questions about a possible relationship with your costar? Just tell her that you've knocked her up! Don't worry, Twi-hards, we're 99.9% sure he's just kidding.

Introducing McDonald's New York Special, a new sandwich being marketed in the UK. It has smoked cheese, bacon, onion mayonnaise, and onions. This is not New York. It doesn't come with a $12 cup of coffee, does it? [via]

Japan, the land of completely normal things, has invented a bra that's also a small rice farm. Bra manufacturer Triumph has created the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder because "young Japanese women have taken a tremendous interest in agriculture." Suddenly, so have the men!

TONIGHT: All new comedy from NBC, more drama from the Real Housewives of NYC and season finales for Fringe, Supernatural and Private Practice. Plus, it's Stewart and Colbert's last new episodes for two weeks, so get your fix.

The Way We Live Now: Realigning our expectations with reality. It's better to say that than to say that we're finally resigning ourselves to the soul-crushing exigencies of fate. Only Wal-Mart can save us now.

Scientists believe that most animals show emotions through facial expressions, just like humans—which means maybe your dog can smile. How did they come to this conclusion? The same way all scientists come to all conclusions: By torturing mice.

[Lady Gaga arrives for a rehearsal at Carnegie Hall (this is the alternative to Practice, I guess); image via Splash]

The FBI arrested three people this morning in connection with the failed Times Square bombing.

Facebook's chief flack is beyond apologetic in his extraordinary Q&A with New York Times readers: He admits he's failed at his job. But why should users allow Elliot Schrage to take a bullet for his bosses?