Congratulations to intrepid spaniel Stigg for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Dr. Phil accidentally dons a "Hitler 'stache," the newest inductee to Tyra's Top Model hall of fame, Stephen Colbert's tips on claiming racial bias on the SAT, and the 4th hour of Today goes make-up free.

Are We Winning? is a laugh-out-loud yet ultimately moving love letter to baseball—and to the fathers and sons who share the game—from Will Leitch, one of today's hottest young sports writers.

On Modern Family's very special Hawaii episode, Phil got into an awkward tangle with Jay, whose age had just caught up with him. All this homoerotica, and Cam and Mitchell still haven't kissed.

Lots of people flipped out over the Wall Street Journal's decision to run a photo of Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan playing softball. Were they trying to imply she's a lesbian? Every extracurricular activity comes with a stereotype.

President Obama visited Buffalo today in order to meet with the poors and unemployeds. But it wasn't all bad! He got to eat delicious buffalo wings and was called a "hottie with a smoking body." Click through for the video.

LL Cool J came on The View to promote his new diet book. When challenged, he uses Elisabeth, Joy, and even Sherri to do bicep curls. Is it bad we wish he'd have turned this move into a body-slam instead?

Houston charter school teacher Sheri Lynn Davis is under investigation after this crazy video of her beating a student surfaced this week. The investigation will find that she is crazily insane. And that charter schools are the future! Video below.

In your uproarious Thursday media column: Gerald Posner lawyers up, your favorite comic strip goes dark, a reporter's ready to run against John McCain, the internet gets more ad money, and something wacky is going on at Elle.

Unless you happen to not be part of the game and you're holding up a video camera.

In their super awesome second duct tape special, the Mythbusters crew build a terrifying bridge and slam cars through 3 inch thick duct tape barriers. This looks fun. Can you get a grad degree in mythbusting?

Deal alert: Rush Limbaugh has cut the price of his gaudy Fifth Ave. penthouse by $1 million. Now you can enjoy Rush Limbaugh's interior design sense for a mere $12.95 million. Buy it and make NYC a better place! [Curbed]

Wedding receptions can get mundane pretty quick. Crappy music, boring guests and general lameness. This wedding MC knows how to spice things up through motivational conga lines and, well...you'll have to see the rest for yourself.

Conde Nast, the only civilized business near Times Square except the Hawaiian Tropic Zone, is considering moving its headquarters down to Ground Zero's 1 World Trade Center. Can you imagine! And Conde's being wooed with some very questionable assurances.

Dennis Quaid was given the choice to wearing a fat suit for his part in HBO's The Special Relationship. Instead, he went the method-actor route and packed on 35 pounds by hitting up McDonalds almost every day.

It's not just fear of them being teased that should deter you from giving your child a trendy name. You, as a parent, might live to regret it. Well, one and five of you anyway, according to a British study.

Speaking of police brutality, we don't want to give you the impression that shocking, scary, or shocking and scary police behavior is limited to the NYPD. Far from it! How else are cops offending our sensibilities today? Many ways!

Russian hackers reportedly charge 10 to 20 cents for a compromised Twitter account. Sounds inflated.

Ten years ago, science producers at BBC created a mini-series called Walking with Dinosaurs which was basically Jurassic Park minus the killings. After its success, they decided to turn it into a theatrical spectacular. It's coming to Madison Square Garden.

One more down on Idol last night, so three lonely souls remain. We've only two weeks left until this flaming sparkletrain pulls into the station, wheezes, gasps, and dies. Maybe forever. Until then, let's sift through the ash.