Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland got involved in a mystery that took them down to Washington D.C. The quest to discover who wrote a dirty joke took the gang to a bizarro version of our nation's capital.

Proof that the first Arab-American Miss USA, Rima Fakih, is as American as previous queens: Less than 24 hours after being crowned, her sex scandal emerges. It's a stripper snafu, so it probably won't matter. But look, stripper pictures!

After an assignment filming a hip-hop documentary in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro, Jeroen Koolhaas and Dre Urhahn (better known as Haas&Hahn) decided to add their own flair to the neighborhood and help the community at the same time.

Formerly-mustachioed conservative publisher Andrew Breitbart is a white wine-drinking manic nutjob who fantasizes about Sean Penn and hangs out with Kurt Loder. Does that make him a secret liberal, or just a resentful, incoherent mess? Let's ask The New Yorker!

Even though Swedes aren't generally known for their martial arts prowess, this guy attempts to karate chop 100 coconuts on live TV. More than his hand ends up bruised.

Jason Alexander stopped by Good Morning America to promote his new live show and talk about Jenny Craig—but George Stephanopoulos couldn't help but make an attempt to live out his Seinfeld fantasy: Stephanopoulos/Costanza.

What's with news anchors and the word "penis" these days? Last week, we had the "enjoying penis a little bit more" anchor in New Orleans. Today, a "fractured penises" flub by Antonio Mora, an anchor for Miami's CBS4. Video inside.

Last week, Felix Gillette wrote an innocent story about Mimi Gurbst, a senior producer at ABC World News, retiring to become a high school guidance counselor. Soon, the story's comment section became a message board for vicious anti-Gurbst vitriol. Why?

Keanue Reeves will go to sleep when Keanu Reeves wants and Keanu Reeves will wake up when Keanu Reeves wants. Also today: Lots of casting news from Cannes, some TV pilot information, and an American Idol miracle.

Chris Hardwick, host of Web Soup popped up on The Soup this weekend, asking if he could show a video of "the most awesomest dog ever." McHale allowed it. Afterwards, the two reenacted the bizarre clip.

Chaunce Hayden, fameball editor of gloriously trashy Jersey nightlife rag Steppin' Out, has not laid off a single worker in 21 years. By email, we asked him how to save print media, starting with flailing news weekly Newsweek.

Are you an Apple fanboy or fangirl searching the internet highway for love? This new video by Dr. CoolSex reminds us exactly why a dating service like Cupidtino is the most ridiculous idea ever.

Twitter changed the algorithm that determines which topics on the site are "trending," a move that knocked perennial favorites like Justin Bieber off the list. But America's littlest hackers are so obsessed with the mop-topped rocker they've already defeated it.

Saturday Night Live finished it's season this weekend while Alec Baldwin tied Steve Martin for the most times hosting the show. We've rounded up the sketches and want to know which one made you laugh the most.

After admitting she has a penis, Lady Gaga was overheard telling Elton John at a benefit last week, "Do you believe everything you read? I don't have a penis either, Elton." Oh, Lady G, stop crushing our dreams!

What does everyone with a YouTube and a webcam seem to have? Lots and lots of haters. Here's five minutes of people on their internet soapboxes sending a message "to their haters."

Last Friday, professional media beef-starter Michael Wolff called Newsweek's Jonathan Alter "the most pompous man in American journalism." Today, Wolff's column dismissively cited Alter's new book about Barack Obama. This confluence of Wolff-isms sent Jonathan Alter over the edge.

A trip to the Casino results in Cleveland betting—and losing—his daughter's college money. After discovering he'd been played for a fool, he recruits his wife and friends to create a plan of action and his own Cleveland's Angels.

An employee at Marc Jacobs' SoHo store intercepted a delivery of cocaine; she called the cops because she thought it was anthrax. It can be hard to tell the difference between drug dealers and terrorists.

Rejoice, sheeple, because the NYT's blog called "The Stone" (HEH) is attempting to answer the eternal question, "What is a philosopher?" God, they go on so long. My fellow undergrad philosophy major dropouts already solved this ancient riddle long ago.