Cha-chung! Who needs Law & Order when the Supreme Court dishes sexy, hardscrabble rulings, like they did today: "Sexually dangerous" offenders may be jailed indefinitely, but child offenders may not. Sexually dangerous children will be condemned to hit TV shows.

We've all seen pictures of Iceland's volcano Eyjafjallajökull erupting, but we've never seen it quite like this. Photographer Sean Stiegemeier has used timelapse and tracking techniques to create an incredibly beautiful, wholly unique rendering of the event.

This hilariously-misworded but well-intentioned sign, which a tipster found on Bank Street yesterday, warns area residents about a dog walker who yanks the pets when they try to "pipi." The signmaker can't spell, but he uses three different font colors!

Things turn ugly when a gamer can't access his World of Warcraft account because his roommate has changed the password. To quote Fred "Ogre" Palowakski, "Neeeeerds".

In the spirit of Internet Week NY, the 2010 Webutante Ball is a celebration of the New York tech scene. In partnership with TechiesGiveBack, 100% of ticket proceeds will go directly to City Harvest's 'Skip Lunch, Fight Hunger' campaign.

[Rihanna performs in Manchester, England; image via INF]

Some Colts fans might call this video "How To Lose The Superbowl" but Peyton Manning simplifies the nuances of the perfect delivery so you can rule your flag football league (or start practicing for summer NFL tryouts).

You there, citizen: is that coffee in your hand a Starbucks™ brand coffee? There is a 95% likelihood that it is not. That is unacceptable. Fear not; Starbucks™ brand coffee will soon be even more ubiquitous. More Starbucks. More!

Wham! Rattle! Clank! That's the sound of medieval commoners doing battle with a giant cherry red robot. Naturally the robot won. But the little villagers actually did OK. Way better than they could have done considering the odds.

This show is a literal gold-mine in terms of Vh1 reality-but it still hasn't filled the void that Rock of Love Bus left in its wake.

It's hard to make it through the show without it. This actress showed up to rehearsals for a Broadway show drunk. This Oscar-caliber star is cheating on her husband on set. Someone call OSHA. These workplaces are unsafe.

The grads at Syracuse U weren't about to stand idly by while That Rich Corporate Fucker, JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon, gave their commencement speech. They had a plan—a protest plan. Possibly the saddest college graduation protest plan of 2010.

Check out this dog's amazing slalom domination.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Tumblr blogs, the self- proclaimed "easiest ways to express yourself," have taken the New York City social media world by storm this past year. These days, anybody who is anybody has a Tumblr blog so that they can effortlessly share photos, videos, links, text, quotes and music from wherever and whenever.

Follow Tucker on Twitter: @TuckerMax
Notorious for making more enemies with his site and movie than he has fans, Tucker Max epitomizes the fame one can gain using only the tools of a laptop and a narcissistic personality.

Follow Stephen on Twitter: @StephenAtHome
The unofficial king of American satire is being recognized for effectively using the internet as an outreach to his millions of fans, impressively attracting 78 members per minute to a Facebook page devoted to his

Follow Kathy on Twitter: @officialkathyg
Kathy Griffin has been America's most beloved loud-mouthed red head for decades. Extending her brand of drama from television to Twitter, fans can now follow her while she starts twitter wars with other celebrities.

Palladium boots are gorgeous, rugged, and made to be worn year-round. Hell, they were the boots of the French Foreign Legion. So Palladium sent fans out to do some exploring. Check out the trailer for the Palladium Boots Explorers London Pirate Radio excursion!

Copying Ashley Dupre is officially a valid career path. Did Jonathan Rhys Meyer use the n-word? A Food Network star hires homeless guys to kill his wife. Woody Allen defends Roman Polanski. Monday gossip has many vices.