Astronaut Garrett Reisman showed off his love for the Bronx today while retrieving one of A-Rod's foul balls near the International Space Station. Image via Getty.

I hate FOX and ABC for the choice they're having me make tonight. But, I've made it, and my heart is in the same place it has been for the past six years. With LOST. Glee will have to wait.

Want to read more stories about socialite Olivia Palermo's classroom incompetence? Try this and this. And if you have more information you'd like to share, send it along. We're collecting this to help the poor child. Really. [Image via Getty]

Today RadarOnline said Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner didn't hit on Jessica Simpson because he has a girlfriend. Last month, the National Enquirer—also owned by AMI!—outed him. Are they trying to have their gay-ke and eat it, too?

It's time for American Idol! Tonight, at 8:00 PM ET on FOX, the Top 3 will perform live for our votes—singing one song of their choice, and one chosen by the judges. More inside, plus your open thread.

Faisal Shahzad's court appearance: Uttered one word, entered no plea, wore a sweatsuit.

Here's a trailer for Charlie St. Cloud, a Zac Efron weeper about a sexy sailor boi with a dead little brother and a major case of sexy sailor girl boner. It's not Nicholas Sparks, but it might as well be!

Will Forte and Kristen Wiig appeared on Today to promote MacGruber (out Friday!) when Al asked Kristen her thoughts on Kathie Lee. Luckily, she was in the middle of praising KLG when she walked onto the set, martini in hand.

Today we looked at the lying Harvard student who is now charged with lotttsss of fraud. This inspired a few of you commenters to share your own stories of encounters with pathological liars. Here are a few.

Douglas Hughes is running for governor of California on a "pedophile removal" platform. He proposes shipping them off to a self-sufficient island of iniquity and tears. If the election doesn't go well, he can try reality TV? Curbed.com reports.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Signs started popping up in Chelsea yesterday imploring (gay?) passersby to order a new cocktail, the "Sweet Coopie," in honor of Anderson Cooper's 43rd birthday on June 3. Which of the brands listed on the poster paid for the stunt?

Fox and Friends know what the kids are into: Lea Michele, beautiful hair and... Cheers?

Yahoo bought Associated Content, known for churning out search-driven posts with an army of freelancers. The internet company is just the latest trying a hybrid cheap/pricey, highbrow/lowbrow approach to online journalism.

Vainglorious blogger Nikki Finke is demanding HBO make her a paid "consultant" for the TV show that mimics her life. This isn't the same as selling the rights to her life—because the show is not about her, remember?

...In a movie! Ha ha, what'd you think we meant? Also today: Two CW shows get rather perplexing reorders, Stephen Baldwin's about to get serious, and Eliza Doolittle is alive and well and living at Sony.

Today, The View hosts get all hot and bothered about recently publicized text messages between Tiger Woods and his mistress, Rachel Uchitel. Their antics prove to be quite entertaining.

James Franco will return to General Hospital, CBS axes New Adventures of Old Christine and Gary Unmarried, The Bachelor's got a new video game, and the upcoming season of Curb Your Enthusiasm will be filmed in New York.

CBS has officially picked up the Twitter-based sitcom, @#$! My Dad Says (shit, the word is shit), based on the ramblings of an old man, filtered by his son, on Twitter. We got our hands on the cliche-ridden pilot script.

On Oprah today, former captive journalist Laura Ling said that she confessed to North Korean interrogators that "she was trying to overthrow the government" in a desperate bid for leniency. But that's not the worst part: she was also stank.