Today's Celebrity Twitter Chatter: If You Want to be a Comedian, Move to Chicago

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Really... Step Up: 3D is doing well at Cannes. Well, if this doesn't verify all those "Cannes sucks" rumors I've been hearing, I don't know what will.

Ever since we found out Kaitlin Olson's pregnancy is getting written in this season, my one hope and dream is that it belongs to a McPoyle. Make my wish come true, guys, make my wish come true.

Now he can buy an iPad to jerk all over!

This photo gallery includes everyone who is anyone in comedy in the last 30 years. Moral of the story? If you want to be a revolutionary comedian, get your butt to Chicago.

Considering Flash Forward was just canceled, shouldn't John Cho be growing a beard? Just look at Conan, it worked for him after NBC gave him the axe. Beards = comeback power.
