You know what's funny? People falling! You know what's even funnier? A group of 20 people simultaneously falling! Here, a wedding party poses for a photo on a questionably sturdy dock before—you guessed it—everybody falls in the water.

TONIGHT: It's another strong 9 o'clock hour with the last regularly-scheduled episode of Lost going up against Neil Patrick Harris on Glee. The rest of the night rounds out with new episodes of American Idol and Dancing with the Stars.

Celebrity internships: Not yet out of style. Lady Gaga applied to intern for famed milliner Philip Treacy, apparently to learn the art of mad hatting. Or to fetch coffee for a mad hatter. [Fashionista]

Okay, everybody—who's awful idea was this?! Below is the trailer for a video game modeled after ABC's Bachelor series. So if you like your Sims riddled with herpes, do we have the game for you!

Diane Campbell scrimped and saved from her fixed income for an iPad, but was turned away at a Silicon Valley Apple Store because you need a credit card to buy one. Apple wouldn't budge, even when local ABC affiliate appealed.

Congratulations to WhatIf_GitEmSteveDave for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, a reporter swallows a fly, a weatherman enthusiastically likes sausage, Bill Cosby's losing his edge, How I Met Your Mother's star-studded movie-within-a-show, and 10 television shows that advanced sex on TV.

It's upfront week when television networks show potential advertisers what they can expect for the fall season. ABC announced it's new lineup and CBS axed a slew of shows. Let the carnage commence!

World-class plagiarist and former Daily Beast reporter Gerald Posner was last seen threatening to sue the Miami New Times, for calling him a plagiarist. Today: the Miami New Times reports 35 new instances of Posner plagiarism. LOLOLOL. Good luck, Gerald!

The Rachael Ray show hosted Mario Lopez to promote his new book, "Extra Lean." His third fitness rule, portion control, went along with an entertaining story...the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney struggling to hold oversized visitors.

The Way We Live Now: Like newborn nationalists. Forsake the trap of globalization, quick! Trust not in the shifty promises of the inscrutable Chinee, nor in the Indian, nor in the deceptively stout German. USA, we keep our profits here!

Mark Zuckerberg may have finally had it with all the criticism. Some users of Facebook are suggesting that the social network's CEO has punished them for having the audacity to question Facebook's business practices and make satirical comments about Zuckerberg.

Last night, Bill Cosby visited The Tonight Show to perform a stand-up sit-down comedy routine, and he pseudo-bombed. After recounting an awkward conversation he'd had with a friend to the audience, Cosby was startled by the show's band. Video inside.

Turns out Rima Fakih wasn't the first Arab-American Miss USA, after all.

These guys sure thought they knew what it would take to play a ninja in a movie but they didn't. Unfortunate and embarrassing for them, but awesome for us.

MTV reality star and socialite Olivia Palermo is 24 and still a sophomore at The New School. We hear she doesn't pay much attention in class. Maybe that's why she's still in school! Oh, and she hates us.

Last night's journey into the suburban heart of darkness taught us all about how beauty can turn, very quickly, into ugliness, how expectation curdles into disappointment. But mostly it was about fashion. Wonderful, wonderful fashion.

Last night we said goodbye to the third season of Gossip Girl. The cast truly went above and beyond into the "abysmal acting" category, and we've got the best (worst) moments yet.

Bernard Schoenbaum, a cartoonist for The New Yorker for nearly a quarter-century, died this month at the age of 89. His cartoons are described as targeting "upper middle-class sophisticates"; ironically, he lived in Queens. R.I.P., sir. [NYT]

The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson won a Peabody Award for its "Evening with Archbishop Desmond Tutu" episode. In this clip, Regis and Kelly display genuine disbelief and dispense back-handed compliments about the comic.