Being a parent sucks when you're forced to do anything to make your kid happy. Louis CK tells us why by reenacting the usual game of hide and go seek for him and his daughter.

Time for another of our Wednesday night commenting parties. Ever sampled one of these Gawker live blogs before? Like exotic meats, they are adventurous—and yet they all taste like chicken! And who doesn't love chicken? So join us!

Yikes. Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff starred in '80s French sci-fi shows. Then they got addicted to plastic surgery. Now they look like crazy cat people! Click through for how they used to look, if you want to be sad.

A lot weird things are supposed to fix the oil spill. This guy is complaining that BP won't consider is idea: "a giant shower curtain at 5,000 feet that goes to the bottom of the ocean." We're doomed. [AP]

There are few things funnier than bureaucratic mix-ups that result in vulgar things appearing on official documents. Today brings two hilarious DMV mistakes which resulted in "biotch" and "eat ass" on a license plate and a driver's license, respectively!

Modern Family's season finale is enough to get me over hump day. I will really miss Phil's awkward antics, Manny's sage advice and baby Lily's costume changes. Is it next season yet? Don't forget to stop by the #tvparty!

The new owner of the New Jersey Nets, Mikhail Prokhorov, having breakfast at Gracie Mansion with Mayor-for-Life Michael Bloomberg and Shawn Carter of the Bed-Stuy Carters. Image via AP

The President & First Lady Michelle Obama

Eva Longoria will be attending tonight's White House state dinner honoring Mexican President Felipe Calderon. Beyonce and George Lopez will be there, too. But not Bill Clinton. State dinner snubs: a comprehensive survey of the guest list and seating chart.

Today we looked at actors who get rid of their "Gay Voice" to help their careers. In terms of that profession, that seemed reasonably harmless. But one commenter reminded us where that thinking can lead. It's a sad one.

Even the scandal-ridden MTA doesn't want to have anything to do with Goldman Sachs.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Todd Davis is in the identity-protection business, which is why it's especially ridiculous his own identity has been stolen 13 times. And it's not the first dumb thing his company LifeLock has done.

American Apparel announced a $17.6 million loss for the first quarter of 2010, a figure that puts the company in danger of defaulting on one of its loans. If it can't refinance, you'll have nowhere to get striped tube socks!

"Drunks" might be harsh. But of 150,000 people studied by the Public Assistance Hospitals of Paris, the people who drank three glasses of wine a day tended to be healthier. Because, Dr. Pierre Le Wiiiine claims, they're socially happier.

TONIGHT: Justin Bieber performs on American Idol but I'm still not quite sure who he is, plus season finales for Modern Family and Cougar Town and the pilot of the new FOX buddy cop comedy Good Guys.

Conan's TBS show is given a start date, Pound Puppies and GI Joe will be making their way back onto TV, Charlie Sheen signs a deal with Two and a Half Men, and Smallville's next season will be its last.

As Bret Michaels recovers from a brain hemorrhage that nearly killed him (and gears up for the Celebrity Apprentice finale), a nagging question keeps popping up online: "Was it all a publicity stunt?" Is nothing in public life believable, anymore?

Finally, the magazine industry has switched from its befuddling "Read magazines to see a nice Michael Phelps photo" ads to these hack-y "Use magazine names in a ransom note" ad. Success is just around the corner. [Copyranter. Click to enlarge.]

Los Angeles voted to join the boycott on Arizona, and Arizona said, "bring it." Corporation commissioner Gary Pierce says "Arizona's utilities would be happy" to cripple L.A.'s electrical supply, much of which they control. It's an interstate commerce catfight!