Well, not an app app, but there is a voice teacher! In the wake of the whole Newsweek gay actors thing, Details sought out the wisdom of longtime voice coach Bob Corff, who helps actors get rid of Gay Voice.

Now that all the networks have revealed their fall schedules to potential advertisers—CBS presented its equally clueless lineup this morning—it's time for cable to shine. Not surprisingly, TBS started off with the network's new leading man, Conan O'Brien.

New York Observer politics editor Katharine Jose is leaving for Tom McGeveran's new project, Capital.

Even if you're not familiar with French cinema's most iconic ass, you've still been influenced by it. Brigitte Bardot's gorgeous body, immortalized in Godard's 1963 film Le Mépris, personified the seemingly unachievable ideal women have pined after for a generation. However, certain people contend that now it can be attained in a single day.

Congratulations to brunstein for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Neil Patrick Harris chats about his Glee performance, Miss USA reads Letterman's Top 10, Speidi's finally exiled from The Hills, Matthew Fox answers Jimmy Fallon's rapid-fire questions, and why we're rooting for the bad guys on Lost.

The Way We Live Now: Engendering hopelessness in our best and brightest. Our youngest and strongest and most optimistic job candidates are the ones we crush first. Then the children. Then we give everything to the old, who soon croak.

It just might happen. Also today: a Three Musketeers movie rounds out its cast, good news for Conchords fans, amazing news for Twilight fans, and gut-busting brain-imploding news for Justin Bieber fans.

Yesterday, Today Show correspondent Mark Potter accidentally swallowed a fly while live on air. This morning, it became evident that Vieira wasn't quite done having fun with the incident when she gleefully brought it up—again—to Potter. Video inside.

The Church of Scientology is having a Vatican moment. A woman in Australia is claiming her stepfather, a senior Scientology member, raped her repeatedly for years, and Church leaders protected him and blamed the crime on her. Updated with video.

We were too busy looking for a cute new umbrella on the internet to bother with The City. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there to fill us in on a very important fashion summit.

With everyone complaining about how hard it is to remain private on Facebook, some users are looking for help on the social network itself. And they're not happy with Facebook's bizarre results when you search for "privacy."

[Miss USA Rima Fakih continues to diversify the world of beauty queens, boldy rejecting the traditional, stiff-wristed parade wave in favor of a casual bend of the fingers, by Rockefeller Plaza. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

They've made good television shows great, and as LOST nears it's Sunday night series finale, it's clear that Ben Linus and The Smoke Monster are the bad guys. They also happen to be the best characters on the show.

Things got heated on The View today during talk about a woman who's suing her ex for child support even though they mutually agreed not to have kids. Sherri interrupts Whoopi, Whoopi loses her patience, and bleeping ensues. Video inside.

This is sadly predictable. Discussing a lawsuit against American Eagle alleging the retailer discriminated against transgender employees, Billo compared trans people to "ewoks," saying they would "scare the customers."

In your perplexing Wednesday media column: Mort Zuckerman's eying Newsweek, movie stars are creeping off our magazine covers, the owner of the Cubs knows news, and people at People are out the door.

During her interview with Medium's Patricia Arquette, Martha Stewart revealed she has "little premonitions". Would have been nice to have one of those before she went to prison.

Faisal Shahzad isn't the first terrorist I've had a crush on, but is it just me or is the new photo of the Times Square bomber not nearly as cute as old ones? The clink isn't good for his complexion.

Chicago chef Rick Bayless, known for his Mexican-inspired cuisine, was invited to be the guest chef for tonight's White House state dinner in honor of Mexican president Felipe Calderon. Not everyone appreciates he's been tweeting every detail about the preparations.