Doctors want the FDA to label foods that are choking hazards. Hey: Hot dogs kill.

TONIGHT: It's another full night of endings with the season finales of Chuck, How I Met Your Mother and CSI: Miami, and the series finales of Law and Order and 24. Plus, summer programming officially begins with the Bachelorette.

Lost is (ugh) over. So is Gossip Girl. American Idol comes to an end this week. And Glee wraps up next week. There is now nothing to watch! What the hell are we supposed with all this free time?

In this 1996 Late Show clip, Dave stops midway through his monologue, grabs his cue-card boy Tony and travels to 30 Rock to lend an extra joke to Conan. Isn't it nice to see two late night hosts getting along?

A Welsh man wanted to enjoy a frozen pizza from ASDA (a British supermarket chain) one night, but discovered that there was "absolutely no topping" on it. So, he called to complain. The end of the call? Priceless. Audio inside.

While visiting China, esteemed Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner sunk a three-pointer playing with Beijing's Renmin University's team, providing a great opportunity for news anchors to joke about how Asians are too short to be good at this sport, anyway.

Today at Gawker.TV, Joel McHale says goodbye to Tyra Banks' talk show, Fox and Friends get a brand new couch, Family Guy does Star Wars, and we're deeply unsatisfied by Lost's finale and just may prefer Jimmy Kimmel's fake alternate endings.

Congratulations to MrDecember for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

America's greatest controversy right this minute: Why is Michael Jordan wearing a Hitler mustache in Hanes ads? Is it because Hanes is crap, and Michael Jordan is an asshole? Makes sense, if you think about it. Carry on. [Adfreak]

Jailed for the 2003 murder of blonde starlet Lana Clarkson, Phil Spector's heart continues to sing. His final muse: blonde starlet wife Rachelle Spector, whose debut album Phil apparently produced, from prison.

After watching Rock of Love, one might have not thought more of Michaels than being a promiscuous rocker. However when interviewed by Meredith Vieira this morning, it's hard not to feel inspired by his amazing attitude and brave perseverance.

A Valleywag reader recently asked us what reading material best explains the players and games of the tech world. We decided to come up with a list—and ask for your input as well.

The Way We Live Now: Minding our reforms. We are reform-minded! Populists, embrace us. We are here to rein in those Wall Street bastards. Just as soon as we handle the collapse of real estate, college, child care, and roads.

For the serious photographer in all of us, Canon's EOS 7D not only has cutting-edge features that ensure quality-picture taking, but also the ability to shoot HD video clips. Go from capturing a second to filming a moment with the press of a button.

All the good news that's fit to view and all the butterscotch glory that three kids at heart could ever desire, complete with Papa Bear's seal of approval. Now gum-free!

No, they're not playing basketball like they used to in the '80s. Today's teen wolves, with names like Wolfy Blackheart, are hanging out in front of shopping malls and wearing weird contact lenses. One intrepid news team got the footage.

This guy had no clue that, (a) he was washing his hands in a urinal, and (b) that he would be used as another example for why Europeans are superior to Americans.

Professional Newsweek example Sean Hayes, currently unconvincingly playing hetero in Broadway's Promises, Promises, will emcee for-profit theater's biggest night on June 13th. He's expected to do gay things, in a fairly to extremely gay fashion. Gay. Sean Hayes is gay.

An Indonesian biopic called Little Obama depicts Barack Obama's youth in Jakarta, when he was a ping-pong wizard and rode motorcycles around town with flamboyant Asian men. Here's an adorable (and only slightly weird) preview from Little Obama's set.

This gem of a mashup comes in the form of a tribute by the folks at The Soup, who have extensively followed Tyra Banks' talk show since its inception. This clip gathers the best of Tyra's self-obsessed comments.