It's that time again! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:00 PM ET on ABC—this season's three remaining Dancing with the Stars hopefuls will sashay across the ballroom for the judges' scores and your votes. More inside, plus your open thread.

"It's finally here: the two-hour season finale of "Chuck". How much trouble is Chuck in now that Shaw has been intersected? Will Quantum Dad help? Why was The Ring still making food drops years after leaving the island? Wait...

On top of her myriad problems, Lindsay Lohan now has to wear a blood-alcohol monitoring SCRAM bracelet. How is one of America's favorite fashion plates going to pull off such a thing? We have some ideas!

As if plagiarizing a speech weren't bad enough, if you're a Palin-endorsed Republican, is there anyone worse to plagiarize than President Obama? From his famous 2004 speech to the Democratic National Convention, the one that all but launched his career?

From here forward, only Twitter, the company, will be allowed to sell ads posted to Twitter, the microblogging service. Twitter wants to avoid crass commercialism and shilling. Too late, guys.

We hear that Forbes lifestyle editor Lucy Maher is leaving for Hearst. (Know more? Email.)

For an American Idol finalist, Lee DeWyze sure doesn't know too much about American geography, as evidenced by this video from today's Ellen. DeWyze must have been thinking of that other country that borders Canada... the one that doesn't exist.

Since George Washington is dead and Glenn Beck doesn't know who is going to be the next president, the only logical step is to...build a George Washington?

Here's pianist Valentina Lisitsa performing a recital of Rachmaninoff's Etude Op. 39 No. 6, "Little Red Riding Hood." As one Redditor put it, "Why does this piano recital feel like I'm witnessing a demonic possession?" Yep, pretty much. Video inside.

Did you know celebrities watched LOST too? Well it's true! And just like the rest of us crazy fans, they loved, hated, or mocked it. Or some combination of the three.

A new study says that urban kids (homicide) and rural kids (suicide, accidents) are equally likely to die from guns. Good? Another study says that a mere 7.7 million children under five will die this year. Yay? [WP, NYT]

Can a James Brown homage ever be in bad taste? Why The Cleveland Show, not The Quagmire Show? Could this season have satiated rabid fans without Earth Wind & Fire or Jason Sudeikis dancing with a blow-up doll?

Today we looked at quaint little teenage werewolves and all kind of sighed/chuckled to ourselves. And some of you commenters shared a few of your high school weirdo memories with us.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey appear on Rachael Ray to do two things: cook meatballs and discuss the size of things. Much like on their show Teresa Giudice and Caroline Manzo don't hold back their feelings on any topics.

Everyone, freak out: New, ultra-potent heroin is so pure, it can kill you "instantly."

Paula Abdul's colming back to TV, Sean Hayes will host this year's Tony Awards, Glee's been renewed for a third season, and because today's the last legitimate day to do it—some Lost links.

Grolar bears have "thick white fur like a polar bear" and "a wide head, brown legs, and brown paws like a grizzly." They happen when global warming drives grizzlies north. Global warming: Cute but deadly. [CBC, SciAm, pic]

Tina Fey and her husband, music composer Jeff Richmond, bought a new apartment on the Upper West Side last spring. So it was only a matter of time before the couple put their old place on the market.

She's back, baby, and ready to judge you. Also today: Movie roles in a variety of independent pictures, we find out what happens at the end of Cannes, and the triumphant return of Miss America.

Here's a clip of Carol Bartz speaking more bluntly than the potty-mouthed Yahoo CEO has ever spoken in public before. She tells TechCrunch editor Mike Arrington to "fuck off," and that's not the start of it.