Michael Jordan Will Wear a Hitler Mustache if He So Chooses 62.67K Hamilton Nolan 05/24/10 02:57PM Filed to: Advertising Advertising Michael Jordan Hitler Style Mustaches Controversies Important things Hanes Marketing Endorsements America's greatest controversy right this minute: Why is Michael Jordan wearing a Hitler mustache in Hanes ads? Is it because Hanes is crap, and Michael Jordan is an asshole? Makes sense, if you think about it. Carry on. [Adfreak]