In your maddened Monday media column: fewer reporters are on the news-free White House travel beat, John Stossel demands unpaid interns, George Rush may take a buyout, and a Channel 13 employee's epic email on his way out the door.
On today's show, the Doctors show off the many uses of human urine. Out of saline solution or skin moisturizer? Just rub some pee on your face and stop flushing money down the toilet.
Brian the dog (as Chewbacca the Wookiee) shows his true colors when Peter (Han Solo) suggests a trip to see Lando Calrissian at cloud city. Good thing the other characters were willing to call him out.
After all the debating and deliberating, the faith and the science, the LOST finale has come and gone. The big finish? Everybody's dead because everybody dies. They say the creators are expecting fan backlash? Well, they're gonna get it.
A man walking in what appears to be his office hallway suffers the old fake floor over a pool of warm water prank. I can't understand a word they're saying, but his look of terrified confusion needs no translation.
Teens these days are getting increasingly lame. Watch this trend piece about groups of kids who self-identify as werewolves. None of them look like Jason Bateman or Michael J. Fox.
This weekend saw disappointing figures for two new movies, meaning that fourquels and movies based on 60-second SNL skits might have a hard time getting made for the next... oh, year or so. After that, we're good to go again.
If you're ever lost in the wilderness, it's always good to keep some bizarre survival tricks up your sleeve. This one shows how easily you can spark a fire.
It seems that many people are dissatisfied with the way that LOST ended, but worry no more. Last night, on his "Aloha to LOST" special, Jimmy Kimmel revealed the three other endings that Lindelof and Cuse had up their sleeve.
