If you watched The Celebrity Apprentice this season, you probably noticed that a variation of "[Name] threw me under the bus!" appeared excessively. Thanks to Rich Juzwiak at fourfour, we now have a hilarious supercut of them all. Video inside.

Roxy Olin was put in her place by Kelly Cutrone on The City after her incident at Glamour magazine in which she described an outfit as "Ballerina, gone punk rock, gone a little hooker, but in a good way."

One heavily tattooed L.E.S. bike messenger lost a bike belonging to his roommate, another heavily tattooed L.E.S. bike messenger. Solution: Judge Judy. Sir, you paid how much for that bike? On what planet, sir? [BBNYC via City Room]

Two years ago, internet entrepreneur Jason Calacanis quit blogging to escape angry commenters. Instead, he would publish only by email. He's since become a case study in how not to use the medium.

The much-hyped Lady Gaga episode of Glee ended up not being so much about Lady Gaga as it was about mothers and daughters, fathers and sons, friends and lovers, and a diversion through the KISS songbook. It was still awesome.

James O'Keefe, famed young fake ACORN pimp and Breitbart employee, has been found guilty of a misdemeanor for tampering with Sen. Mary Landrieu's office phones, in a "caper." Thunderous self-righteous Breitbart Twitter explosion...already here. [WP]

While filming a live news segment about road trips, this reporter for KTLA gets multiple parking tickets. Obviously, the claim of proper permits and the news crew, would not deter the cop. That's the LAPD, always hard at work.

Ah, the early 2000s. The economy kinda worked, trucker hats were fashionable and Justin Bieber wasn't yet old enough to make music. It would have been a fun decade, if we didn't have to endure the following awful TV shows.

This is environmentalism we can get behind: NYC assemblyman Michael DenDekker has proposed a bill to "create a statewide cigarette butt recycling program." There's money in it, for everyone! Five reasons this is the smartest thing we've heard today.

During Fox and Friends, host Steve Doocy tripped over some words and gave this headline some new information. The mayor of Cancun was then confused by all the e-mails and phone calls he then received.

Celebrity Dealbreakers: When Loving Them Becomes Impossible [Jezebel]

Vaughn Ward—the Sarah Palin™-brand, speech-robbing, Puerto Rico-bashing, "establishment" Congressional candidate—lost Idaho's Republican first-district primary to Tea Party-backed Raul Labrador, a known Puerto Rican, yesterday. What? The Tea Party voted against Sarah Palin and for a foreigner??? Unbelievable. [WSJ]

New York City's Fleet Week is upon us, the special week allowing single ladies to drop their panties for US Sailors. Heavily romanticized on the Sex & The City series, it's ironic that Stanford and Anthony were on the show.

On a Metafilter thread about the outpouring of online revulsion against former ABC staffer Mimi Gurbst, a great blind item comment appeared. Which media gossip mogul is allegedly a drug-using sexual harasser (and more)? UPDATE: TMZ denial below.

The Chinese workers who build Apple products keep killing themselves, so their employer has asked them to sign a pledge they won't commit suicide. The actual document is after the jump.

Was this a prank or an homage to L7's Donita Sparks' similar—but very real—act of tampon throwing?

Meet Ardi Rizal, a two-year-old Sumatran baby who smokes some forty cigarettes a day. The government has offered to buy his parents a car if he stops, but they claim he gets too angry without smokes. Plus, he looks fine!

This morning, on the eve of BP's attempt to cap the oil spill off the Gulf Coast, James Carville harshly criticized President Obama and his administration for neglecting to take action when the spill was in its infancy.

Demand Media is the robotic online content mill that pays freelancers paltry sums to churn out stories based on "what's hot" search algorithms. Guess who's about to start "creating articles" for your local newspapers?

Who has the money to buy drinks anymore? Luckily for all you unemployed men out there, it appears there are many easy and free ways to get girls to show you their boobs.