This video of Martha Stewart and goat farmers raises some serious questions and concerns. For starters, when is it OK for doctors to milk patients?

The Republicans really want to win some House seats in November and are desperate to try anything to make that dream a reality. Desperate enough to create a new, hip crowdsourcing website where real Americans can submit policy suggestions. Yikes.

Recession health! Exercise sleep! Executive workouts! Cornhole fever! And tainted supplements poisoning you from the inside out, ironically! It's your Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—while shopping for creatine, mmm!

Who knew that a bit of Velcro attached to an iPad could result in a match made in tech Heaven? Here, the two products are used to make a car/motorcycle GPS device, a picture frame, a wall-mounted TV and more.

No, you're not looking at a futuristic tennis video game. This court actually exists at the ultra-luxurious Burj Al Arab's tennis courts located in Dubai. Inside, video of Andre Agassi playing with Roger Federer on this interesting and revolutionary turf.

The British Advertising Authority has banned two handbag ads by Louis Vuitton because they intimated the factory-made goods were sewn by hand. Just because something says "handmade" doesn't mean it's handmade, people. (Well, unless tiny little Chinese fingers are involved.)

As if you didn't already have your advance tickets. This is a reminder to polish your stilettos, iron your gauziest sarong, and whip up some SKYY Glamour Gals (pictured; recipe here) with your besties in honor of the fabulous four: Carrie, Samantha, Miranda, and Charlotte!

Backstage before The View, Joy talked about a friend who had a bad encounter with vajazzling. Jennifer clarified that the accessories are meant for front lawns, not interiors, which provoked Joy to suggest a more accurate name for the product.

These teenagers have nothing better to do on a Friday night than loiter at the laundromat. I wonder if this kid was expecting to get a face full of fail?

The Justice Department is looking into whether Apple's iTunes Store violated antitrust law, according to the New York Times. It's at least the fourth federal inquiry into the company in less than a year.

After the IRS ordered Pabst's owners to sell, the brewer of blue-collar beverages languished on the market for years. Then something remarkable happened: hipsters discovered it. So now the guy who owns Vlasic pickles plunked down $250M to buy it.

In your wacky Wednesday media column: Janice Min is already rich so what does she care, Daily News buyouts, bad news for True/ Slant writers, a college newspaper gets unrestrained, and Tribune Co execs think they deserve big money.

Sarah Jessica Parker stopped by Letterman last night to promote Sex and the City 2 but the topic soon switched to her husband, Matthew Broderick, who is apparently the one responsible for their son's small stature.

Four teenagers were trying to hold their breath through the length of an upstate NY town when the driver passed out and ran into a boulder. The driver is a paraplegic, after falling out of a window during college. [NYP]

Meet Radical Friend. Julia Grigorian and Kirby McClure are two young and talented young filmmakers from Los Angeles. This music industry darling duo is best known for their unique and highly acid-induced, visualistic, videos like Yeasayer's "Ambling Alp" and "O.N.E."

This week, Khloe and Kim Kardashian repeat a cover and weight loss interview almost verbatim for Life & Style magazine. Last month, Kourtney Kardashian did three weight loss-themed Life & Style bikini covers in a row. What gives?

Have you ever wondered what it would look like if an attractive girl popped a water balloon above her chest and the still-shaped bubble of H20 made its way down in slow motion? Well, wonder no more—video's inside.

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Whether you're excited to see whether it's Lee DeWyze or Bowersox that takes home this year's title—or if you're waiting for Simon Cowell's final bow, tonight's American Idol finale has high expectations. Jimmy discusses these expectations.

Well, that was that. The last time that an American Idol Season 9 contestant will sing for sweet, sweet survival votes. How do you feel? Sad? Happy? Relieved? Drunk? Mostly I feel all those things. Come, let's discuss.