You might know who Jack Rebney is, but you've probably seen him on YouTube. Yes, he's the enraged RV salesman whose profanity-laced tirade has been seen by 20 million people. Documentarian Ben Steinbauer went looking for him, camera in hand.

This kitty tries to sneak up on a toy, but the toy surprises her.

He won't say nice things about any of the white contestants. This actress loves white things, as long as it's white powder, and Ben Kingsley tells a very racist tale. It seems we can't all just get along.

John Wren is CEO of the massive, ominously named advertising and PR conglomerate Omnicom. As part of his contract, whenever he dies, the (publicly traded) company pays his heirs $41 million. This benefits the shareholders by....????

Glenn Beck proves that bloggers are pantsless, terrible people who love nothing like their video games. He also knows he's always right.

"A carpet of frogs" covered a Thessaloniki highway today, forcing closings for two hours. People are guessing they came from a lake nearby, but we know the truth. Hide your firstborns and blood your doors everyone, the lord's a'coming.

Facing jail time and total career implosion, Lindsay does that which she does best: her hair. Christina Aguilera admits her new songs suck, and cancels her tour. Ellen DeGeneres signs Greyson Chance. Wednesday gossip is cutting its losses.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Science: Women work like this (mostly during regular 9-5 hours), but men work like this (far more likely to work off-hour shifts). Economic-centric gender theoreticians postulate this may be due to the fact that women be shoppin. [NYT]

[Gwyneth Paltrow arrives at the opening of a Louis Vuitton store or something in London; image via Splash]

This kid is so precocious, he acts the exact same way most of us do on a Saturday night. They grow up so fast, don't they?

So, how did Gawker.TV fare in social networks this week? We're up to 1504 Facebook Fans (up 2.66%), 3786 Twitter Followers (up 1.86%) and 1388 Tumblr Followers (up .58%.)

Assume the position of enthusiastic worship, New Yorkers—we have a new Subway Hero! An unidentified one, at that. Does he live up the heroism of the original subway hero, and the actor subway hero? Yes he does, very heroic!

The New York Attorney General today will announce that he is running for governor with Rochester Mayor Robert Duffy at his side. There will be some sniffing around for past scandals, but who cares about lieutenant governors anyway? [NYDN, pic]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are suing comedian Jon Lovitz because they suck and he doesn't want to pay to watch them anymore.

Today BP is trying a "top kill" to stop the oil leaking into the Gulf. The man tasked with doing it, Pat Campbell, has some words for the well: "I'm here, I'm touching you, I'm telling you you're dead."

An elderly Chicago couple was rescued from beneath piles of junk inside their home where they were trapped for two weeks and may have been bitten by rats. The smell was so bad that firefighters had to wear hazmat suits.

Over 60 people have died in gun battles between supporters of drug lord Christopher "Dudus" Coke and Jamaican security forces. The has US demanded Coke's extradition, but authorities still can't find him. Meanwhile, Fox News is concerned about tourism. [Telegraph]

[Michelle Obama practices her coordination at the "South Lawn Series." The series, a program of activities on the White House lawn, is a component of her "Let's Move" initiative to combat child obesity. Pic via Getty]

The Alaotra grebe, a rare Malagasy bird, has been driven to extinction thanks to poaching and the introduction of nonnative species of carnivorous fish. Humanity, 190, birds, zero. [BBC]