The Daily Mail started a burgeoning trend for bizarre teen drink-related scare stories when they wildly exaggerated featured "vodka eyeballing." Now Gothamist ask if teens pooping in each others' soda cans is next for the 'shocking expose' treatment.

Jerry Seinfeld was the guest on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, and he wasn't quite sure why he was there. When host Andy Cohen tried to make him play a game called "The Housewives Ref," things got ugly.

Talk about your hidden easter eggs—when the rest of us had already changed the channel, Don Rickles appeared as a space shuttle with a rocket shooting into space from his crotch-area. What?!

On his show, Graham Norton and his guests play pranks on women in a public bathroom via microphone. Fart jokes aplenty.

When the GQ iPad app launched, a measly 365 people bought it. Probably by accident. Sister magazine Wired, however, sold 24,000 in their first 24 hours. Maybe because theirs is, you know, good and stuff. [NYT]

How did this music video for Real Housewife Countess LuAnn De Lesseps' aural abomination "Money Can't Buy You Class" exist for three days without us seeing it? It's because they've completely rearranged her face!

Here's how to dip your dance partner without giving her a concussion or breaking your own back. Because sometimes an occasion calls for a dance move beyond the average spin or tired shimmy.

With a doorman like this, who needs bodyguards? Shooting candids of the stripper wife of accused Ponzi-schemer-to-the-stars Ken Starr, a photographer got a punch to the face and bit the pavement. NYDN documented the enraged doorman's fists of fury.

While movies and television have made images of a traffic-congested Los Angeles ubiquitous, other media imagine another city. Inspired by Matt Logue's Empty L.A., Russ Ching composed this time-lapse piece presentingt an L.A. where all the cars have vanished.

[Sarah Jessica Parker attends the premiere of 'Sex and the City 2: Rise of the Machines' in London last night, while a mysterious gypsy looked on; image via Splash]

According to the BBC, Malusi Gigaba, South Africa's deputy minister of home affairs, is looking into the possibility of a complete ban on all smut—including racy internet content and even cellphone porn.

This lion cub is incredibly cute, running around outside and stalking his parents. But, he isn't cute enought to avoid a little smackdown from Dad.

By having test subjects, some gay, some straight, study a series of shapes and patterns, the researchers found that gay folks pay more attention to detail. Thus, they might be able to pick up small cues about a person's sexuality.

Goldman Sachs is trying its own brand of top kill: The New York Times and Wall Street Journal report the investment bank plans to settle with the SEC for a lesser offense, so it doesn't have to admit to fraud.

Sandra was in Beverly Hills all week, but nobody got her picture. She should teach seminars to Lindsay Lohan, who got caught partying last night. Alicia Keys is pregnant and engaged. Gary Coleman is in the hospital. TGIFriday gossip.

She only leaves the house to get spotted with her kids. This actress got pregnant so her famous husband would stay closeted and a singer keeps his nanny from seeing her own baby. Please, someone, think of the children.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

America has its fair share of terrible moms (Kate Gosselin, Octomom), and now maybe we should add Katherine Heigl to the list. Heigl, on Leno last night, delved into life with her new baby and how annoying it can be.

Is it a terrible thing to find this funny? I mean, it could be something worse right?

Don't buy alfalfa sprouts from Wal-Mart. You may regret it.