[A Bonhams auction house worker hangs a Picasso next to a Chagall. The portrait, of Picasso's friend Mr. Minguell, was completed when the artist was 20 and is better than anything you will do in your lifetime. Pic via Getty]

Tonight, The Daily Show returned from a two-week hiatus. Naturally, Jon Stewart opened with a focus on the disastrous BP oil spill. Unexpectedly, however, Stewart spent several minutes criticizing President Obama for his apparent unfocused and lazy response. Video inside.

OMGAGA! Tonight's episode of Larry King Live was an hour full of Lady Gaga goodness—and it delivered. Video of the best moments—awkward exchanges, Gaga's thoughts on fame and religion, a preview of the "Alejandro" video, and more—is inside.

Sonja Morgan, one of the Real Housewives of New York, was arrested on a DWI charge in Southampton, Long Island on Monday. She refused to take a breathalyzer, but failed a field sobriety test. No cops were harmed. [News 12]

Japanese Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama will resign after less than a year in office.

Nerd circles were abuzz today with rumors that Betelgeuse (pictured), a nearby star in the constellation Orion, is only a few weeks from supernova. Which would be so cool. Alas: Betelgeuse is "almost certainly" not going anywhere... for now. [Discover]

Always entertaining, George Lopez discusses his feelings towards a certain "Chips" star and explains what may have caused the E. coli epidemic at Taco Bell.

Well, as the failure of "top kill" showed, BP is utterly useless when it comes to cleaning up their oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. So the feds have called in someone else: Avatar director James Cameron. Wait, what?

[To celebrate the 50th anniversary of cardiopulmonary resuscitation, hundreds stopped by San Francisco's City Hall this morning to learn the life-saving technique. There wasn't one misunderstanding about mouth-to-mouth and making out, like there usually is on sitcoms. Image via Getty]

At New Jersey's gloriously trashy celebrity-and-nightlife weekly Steppin' Out, they "work so fast" they haven't the time to spell the name of the single most famous celebrity trainwreck in America correctly.

America's premiere cable news network first debuted on the airwaves at 6pm on June 1, 1980. What a memorable three decades it's been. Short of doing an exhaustive retrospective, let's take a condensed look at some of network's finest moments.

Tony Alamo may be in the running for the award of "World's Worst Person" as well. Not only was he a child-marrying polygamist, but as this clip explains, he had a brilliant plan for resurrecting his wife's dead body.

Ed Murrieta, former Tacoma News Tribune restaurant critic, is now "one of 6 million Americans whose sole source of income is food stamps." There but for the grace of god goes...well, fair chance you're already there. [Seattle Times/ Romenesko]

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Charlie Sheen is ready to plead guilty to a misdemeanor domestic violence charge, reports People and TMZ, and will spend 30 days in jail near Aspen, Colorado. (But he could be out in 15 days provided he behaves himself.)

Today we looked at the potentially fading glory of James O'Keefe, the American Right's go-to agent provocateur. For all the words that can be used to describe the kid, one commenter offered his own succinct description.

CNN.com accidentally posted the private email address of newly-separated Al and Tipper Gore earlier today. Alex Weprin over at WebNewser did a little digging into how the gaffe occurred:

When a celebrity personally asks you to see their new movie, how can you say no? Here, Russell Brand makes a case for Get Him to the Greek (out Friday) with a clip that also features Diddy and Jonah Hill.

The Tonight Show band's clothes have been stolen, The Big Bang Theory moves to Thursdays this fall, RIP Heidi and Spencer, Dwight Schrute's top ten skills, Bret Michaels as American Idol's new Simon?

Back fat! Artery gunk! Acupuncture science! Butterfly strokes! Bald death! Coke problems! It's your fundamentally important Health Watch, where we watch your health—assuming you're human, which we do!