If you decide to plop your cat down near a mirror, make sure you're at a safe distance. This cat mistakes his mirror image for another cat and goes on the attack!

This time, she may call it quits. Not so for the wife of this actor, who seems to tolerate his cheating. Another actor sent his brother away so his penchant for underage conquests won't ruin his career. Oh, brotherly love.

Glenn asks his wife out on a date, sees Robin Hood, sees a parallel to some unnamed and unclear danger to America. Romance most assuredly ensued.

Steven Rattner went from New York Times reporter to well-connected financier and Democratic fundraiser to (temporary) auto czar. Now, he may be on the verge of being banned from the securities industry. It's enough to make you exclaim, "Ha."

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Sulky Stewart feels violated. Jane Lynch marries her girlfriend. Lindsay Lohan gets her wisdom teeth out, and special permission to use painkillers. Before Charlie Sheen enters his plea deal, he's going to Disneyland. Wednesday gossip looks on the bright side.

The floating oil in the Gulf of Mexico is now about seven miles from the beaches of Pensacola, Florida. Officials say it's "inevitable" the oil will hit the Florida panhandle beaches soon. Across the state, unity was the day's theme.

I'm actually not even sure how this baby manages to move the ways it does, and it almost looks half manatee or sea creature. Regardless... this is the weirdest set of movements (paired with odd noises) I have ever seen.

Meth-loving ex-preacher Ted Haggard is making a big announcement today! He already confessed to "sexual immorality," so what could it be?

A 28-year-old Scottish climber, Peter Kinloch, was 600 feet into his descent from the top of Mount Everest when he lost his eyesight. 12 hours and only 200 feet later, his fellow climbers decided they had to leave him.

A new University of Washington poll found that many Tea Partiers believe "lesbians and gays have too much political power," and that despite hating our new commie government, they want Medicare and Social Security to remain in place.

A sticker of this image was found at Reagan National Airport last week, prompting DHS officials to ask law enforcement agencies who might be responsible. Artist Rene Gagnon told Wired, "Those are spray-paint cans on my chest, not bombs."

Looking to bulk up for the beach, little guy? Might want to think twice about that Muscle Milk© and MuscleTech Nitro-Tech Hardcore™ powder. That is, unless you don't mind a little extra lead and arsenic floating around inside your body.

CNN anchor John Roberts says that Al and Tipper Gore's marriage first began to unravel during the stress of the 2000 presidential election and subsequent recount. Mark Halperin suggests that it may have been their son's 2007 drug arrest. Well?

[Israel has begun to expel the pro-Palestine activists it rounded up in a Monday raid on a flotilla of boats carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza, currently under an Israeli blockade. Nine activists were killed by Israeli commandos. Pic via AP]

Four candidates in Tuesday's primary elections in Alabama created campaign ads that "went viral" on the internet, including the "Most American Thing Ever" guy, Dale Peterson. So, does it help your electoral chances to have blogs laugh at your ads?

Help. Quick. Someone alert the authorities, because there is clearly something in Los Angeles' water supply that makes people constantly exercise bad judgment. Thanks to Brody and Kristin, tonight's episode of The Hills was concrete evidence to support this claim.

The first step of BP's latest attempt to stop their oil leak has succeeded.

Cancun Mayor Gregorio Sanchez was forced to withdraw his candidacy for governor of the state of Quintana Roo after being arrested on organized crime charges and accused of protecting drug gangs. Bloomberg doesn't seem so bad now, does he? [AP]

The Environmental Working Group, a public health nonprofit, has created a list of the fruits and vegetables most contaminated by pesticides according to the government's produce pesticide reports. Do you like peaches? Than you may not want to keep reading.