[Conan O'Brien is back in New York, performing his live show at Radio City Music hall. Here he is walking down the street earlier today. Welcome back, Conan. (via Bauer-Griffin)]

It's been more than a month and half since Donny Deutsch got booted from his 3 p.m. guest-hosting spot on MSNBC because of a segment that likened Keith Olbermann to "angry" conservative anchors like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck. But it looks like Deutsch and the network are at peace.

Oh, gross. Students at a Pennsylvania high school are pioneering a new dance move called "the amoeba" which involves all the kids gathering in a cluster and... it involves "bodily fluids". These kids and their MTV/hardcore pornography!

June is busting out all over, and so is Top Chef Masters judge Gail Simmons' décolletage! So there couldn't be a better time than right now to get together and live-blog. Why not join us?

The evolution of the dressing room, and bras in butts. That's what you will get from Ellen in this clip.

Sometimes you're browsing around Facebook and discover the page of a random friend you hadn't thought about for years. That just happened to us, except instead of a friend it was our horrible ex-president. George W. Bush is on Facebook!

[Our most gullible vice president, Joe Biden, forked over big bucks today for a bridge in Brooklyn. OK, he was actually kicking off a $500 million renovation project of the famous landmark. So, same thing. Image via Getty]

The civil rights crusaders at Spike are empowering little people worldwide with its newest show. "Half-pint Brawlers" is a reality series about dwarf professional wrestlers, and it will undoubtedly some day be seen as the little person's own Negro League.

Brit scenester queen and amateur porn-poser Peaches Geldof doesn't understand why everyone thinks she's writing a book of short stories for children. She is writing a book of short stories, yes. But who added "for children"?

Ivanka Trump towers over her handlers on "the set of "Departures"," which could either be a reference to American Express' magazine for the ultra-wealthy or some secret movie we've never heard of. (Alternate interpretations welcome, naturally.) Images via Bauer-Griffin.

British Airways wanted to illustrate their new boarding passes in an internal newsletter. But look who they chose as their "John Smith": Bin Laden, Osama. The company thinks it was the work of a disgruntled employee. Or terrorists. [Boingboing]

CNN's Larry King scored his lowest ratings in nearly 20 years in May.

Today we looked at a very lame pickup artist who left a strange voicemail for a lady. One commenter helpfully translated the subtext of the message and arrived at a depressing social conclusion.

Your daily look into the twitterific lives of our favorite celebs.

Yesterday, we shared a photo of the BP station on Houston Street, the sign for which had been vandalized to look like it was dripping with oil. Today, it was cleaned up—by a company called "Restore America." [via]

This past weekend, a sprawling new profile probed Adam Wheeler, the man accused of scamming his way into Harvard. Turns out the tortured poet's grand reinvention coincided with gaining 20 lbs. of muscle in a single summer. Damn.

After 71 years, the Mercury auto brand is being shut down. Feign some wistful disappointment.

In one of the weird-yet-amazing YouTube videos we've seen, Adrien Brody showcases his talent for awesome in this video created by Neil Cicierega.

Know how when you go to type something into Google it offers all those helpful suggestions? Here are the top 10 things that come up when people type in "Why is..." And here are the answers. Wonder no more!

Shepard Smith has long been known for his brutally honest on-air comments. Sometimes he's right, and sometimes he's wrong. Today, when Smith angrily blasted BP CEO Tony Hayward for saying, "I want my life back," he was right. Video inside.