Spike TV introduces Half Pint Brawlers to the world today, Jeff Zucker may be out, Real Housewives' Sonja has been arrested for drunk driving, Tony Robbins is coming back to TV, and a first look at Walking Dead.

What is happening in our inexplicably awful and violent world today? Well there was another stabbing rampage in China, of course—this one on a train. It was unspeakably nightmarish! That was just for starters.

Meet the British woman who just had a baby after spending 20 days in labor.

Want to know how to make a deliciously entertaining TV show? Here's a recipe for one that's taken from the season premiere of Hell's Kitchen on FOX:

"Everything about Debrahlee Lorenzana is hot. Even her name sizzles," writes the Voice in a profile of the hot banker fired for being "too distracting for her male colleagues to bear." Her lawyer even has photographic evidence of said hotness.

TONIGHT: More audition episodes of So You Think You Can Dance and America's Got Talent start the night, plus a new episode of Top Chef Masters and the premiere of the Ice Cube movie-inspired TBS sitcom Are We There Yet?

Bedford Avenue accessories-and-trinkets shop Catbird seems to have been burgled recently by a tiny accidental crook. On their blog, the store published this mea culpa from a child who walked off with a locket without paying.

Congratulations to secretfatkid for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert is back from vacation and is not happy about the oil spill—which Mario Cantone has quite an interesting solution for—and Conan O'Brien's very famous friends show up for support at Radio City.

The Way We Live Now: Cutting where it hurts. Cutting teacher salaries and cutting jobs and cutting your bank account—that we can deal with. But cutting back on fresh flowers at The Four Seasons? This has gone too far.

A 19-year-old girl is working the media circuit claiming that Jon Benet murder suspect John Mark Karr had a sex change operation and now leads a sex cult dedicated to diddling five-year-old girls called "The Immaculates."

During an unusually misogynistic discussion on Fox News' Red Eye, Tea-Party spokesman Andrew Breitbart tried to make an intellectual point during a discussion on childbirth—one that he stole from George Carlin's final HBO Special. Video inside.

A new study found that caffeine addicts don't actually get an energy boost from their morning cup of coffee; instead, it just mitigates their withdrawal symptoms. Bullshit. Okay, fine, whatever...I'm not gonna debate you this early in the morning. [Reuters]

Fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern called this morning and said she couldn't write about The City. Something to do with prostitution charges and Tom Arnold. Anyway, you're stuck with me, and I actually had to watch the show.

Almost two weeks ago on a warm Saturday afternoon, we sent nearly 20 teams into the concrete jungle of Manhattan to locate 10 TV landmarks. Who won it all? Click to find out.

If it wasn't a meteor or the Ice Age that killed off the dinosaurs, then it might have been the invention of stairs and roller blades that did them in. The inflatable breed of dinosaurs at least.

Legos have used programmable robotics in their Mindstorms sets for years, but one enterprising builder built and coded this printer from scratch using Legos, a felt-tip pen, and old-fashioned ingenuity.

ABC News is reporting that Joran van der Sloot—once a suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway, who went missing while vacationing in Aruba—is wanted for questioning in the murder of a 21-year-old Lima woman.

In your audacious Wednesday media column: Newsweek bid day is here, David Remnick demands cash up front, The Big Lead creates a millionaire, Skiing Magazine eases away from print, and the original Jezebel is leaving.

On today's show, Dr. Jim and Dr. Drew experimented with new products used to increase your sex drive but were a little confused on how exactly to use one of the items designed for women.