Justin Bieber's cultural footprint is so big that it covers an entire category of lesbian. Now, if you are that kind of a lesbian, it is because you like Justin Bieber: You're a "Biebian." So says The New York Post!

Dogs and babies are the only creatures that vomit more than college freshmen do. Allowing dogs in dorms, then, is dangerous, but it's happening anyway. Come, witness a terrible world where week-old pizza in the common room contains dog turds.

Sandy surprised the men of Spike TV with her leather-clad presence last night. Christina Aguilera saves Robert Pattinson from a pack of feral paparazzi. Amy Winehouse's new boyfriend may already be cheating—with a stripper! Sunday gossip is saucy.

When Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg was asked pointed questions about privacy breaches at last week's D8 Conference, he started sweating so much he had to take off his sweatshirt. Inside, was a strange symbol. What does it mean?

Most Landlords can be complete nightmares, but in this clip, Chapelle makes us wonder are we really getting nagged for rent money every month, or just cash to support our landlord's crack habit?

Rush Limbaugh and his bride, Kathryn, have tied the knot. We weren't invited to the exclusive event this evening. But, as you can see above, we were there in spirit! The winner of our plane-banner contest—and 15 runners-up—below.

A SWAT team has surrounded the home of Stephen Clancy Hill—the porn star who killed a worker and wounded two others in LA. He's currently threatening to jump off a cliff next to his home. [LA Times]

Police were called to Rehoboth Beach in Delaware over Memorial Day weekend after people complained that several transgender women with breast implants were sunbathing topless. But with male genitalia, they can't be arrested for indecent boob exposure. [AP, Getty]

[The June issue of Vermont Catholic magazine, put out by the Roman Catholic Diocese of Burlington, shows a bishop ordaining a priest, or something. via The Plaid Crew]

The final episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey began with a tour of Teresa Giudice's $1.5 million mansion. Now she and her husband owe about ten times that much to various people.

89-year-old White House correspondent Helen Thomas, when asked about the Middle East last week outside the Jewish Heritage Celebration, said Jews should "Get the hell out of Palestine." Ex-Bush propaganda minister Ari Fleischer wants her fired. She has since apologized.

Hillary Clinton wished Queen Elizabeth II a happy birthday yesterday. She was eight days early.

14 year-old Anamika Veeramani won the Scripps National Spelling bee yesterday after correctly spelling "Stromuhr." Definition: "An instrument for measuring the flow of viscous substances." She'll now enter the lucrative Professional Spelling League, signing with the Chicago Dictionary Destroyers. [CNN]

Recently arrested Natalee Holloway murder suspect Joran van der Sloot, being held in Peru on a separate murder charge, was stabbed in effigy by seven Indian shamans as a "spiritual punishment" outside police headquarters in Lima today. [AP]

A Picasa user has compiled a gallery of the same newspaper being used on set for everything from Married with Children and Desperate Housewives, to Dallas and No Country for Old Men. [via Boing Boing]

Finally, a Barack Obama conspiracy theory for the rest of us! Everyone from Tea Partiers to hip hop message boards thinks Obama was an extra in the music video for Tag Team's single "Whoomp (There It Is)".

So it looks like our plane-based message of congratulations will be soaring high above The Breakers in Palm Beach this evening. That's where Rush Limbaugh's super-secret wedding will now be taking place. And Elton John is supposedly performing! What?

Remember when H1N1 was going to infect and kill everyone on Earth unless, of course, we all purchased Tamiflu©? Shocker: The scientists who drafted the WHO's governmental advisories to stockpile drugs were paid consultants to the drug's producers.

A couple is watching Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares until a news interruption tells them it's essentially Doomsday. This edition of Terrible Decisions shows what not to do in that type of situation.

75 year-old Uruguayan president Jose Mujica says his only asset is a 1987 VW Beetle, worth $1879. His farm is in his wife's name, and he donates his salary. Clearly, this man's a tool of the pre-owned VW Beetle industry.